A bit council Vol 2

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steveo3002

10,568 posts

176 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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did you purchase a pack of mystery meat from the lorry ?

sc0tt

18,065 posts

203 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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steveo3002 said:
did you purchase a pack of mystery meat from the lorry ?
My pal used to buy the "bbq packs" from the lorry

Always vile.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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steveo3002 said:
north weald ?
rofl knew from the first half of the first photo...

Meat vans, dodgy trainers, lots of 4x4s with animals printed on the spare wheel covers, it's the single most place ever. There is however the most fantastic model shop in the middle of it all. But I always feel like I need a shower when I get back from there!

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

125 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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well we've already had ALL models of Vauxhall listed as council before.

However as if we needed further evidence, all the images shown last night on the news of Zafira's exploding in flames, did indeed have council houses in the background.

I wonder if the cars were exploding, with all the built up rage from their drivers, knowing that the benefits cap will be reduced from £26k to £20k shortly ?

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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OzzyR1 said:
Driving back through Essex the other weekend and saw a sign for an open air market on an airfield.

Was in no particular hurry so thought I'd stop off and have a look around - was anticipating a farmer's market type of affair, perhaps with some decent cheese or meat.

It really, really wasn't, in fact it could have been the council motherlode!! Not seen anything like some of the tat on sale before. Thought of this thread and managed to take a few photos.


















I have already ordered my crushed velvet bed in aubergine and avocado.

OzzyR1

5,790 posts

234 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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steveo3002 said:
did you purchase a pack of mystery meat from the lorry ?
No, but I did pick up a 5 litre bottle of Lenor fabric conditioner which seemed very cheap at £6.

Not opened it yet, it's going to be coloured water isn't it?

Got to go past it again this weekend so if it's still there I might call in to see what other delights are on offer.

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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OzzyR1 said:
steveo3002 said:
did you purchase a pack of mystery meat from the lorry ?
No, but I did pick up a 5 litre bottle of Lenor fabric conditioner which seemed very cheap at £6.

Not opened it yet, it's going to be coloured water isn't it?

Got to go past it again this weekend so if it's still there I might call in to see what other delights are on offer.
£5.99 in Tesco!

OzzyR1

5,790 posts

234 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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WD39 said:
OzzyR1 said:
steveo3002 said:
did you purchase a pack of mystery meat from the lorry ?
No, but I did pick up a 5 litre bottle of Lenor fabric conditioner which seemed very cheap at £6.

Not opened it yet, it's going to be coloured water isn't it?

Got to go past it again this weekend so if it's still there I might call in to see what other delights are on offer.
£5.99 in Tesco!
rofl No wonder my wife didn't look very impressed when I lugged it in.

She works at Sainsburys so it's very rare I ever go supermarket shopping, had it in my head that a big bottle like that should be about a tenner for some reason.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

188 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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OK, so we've established that football regalia in cars is council.

And that tiny boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror is very council.

I give you tiny boxing gloves with the name of a football team on them:






24lemons

2,677 posts

187 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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People who push their shopping trolley around the supermarket while hunched over it with their arms folded across the handle.

motco

16,030 posts

248 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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24lemons said:
People who push their shopping trolley around the supermarket while hunched over it with their arms folded across the handle.
I have been known to raise my feet from the floor carrying my weight on the trolley handle, and scoot down an aisle...

getmecoat

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

101 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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motco said:
I have been known to raise my feet from the floor carrying my weight on the trolley handle, and scoot down an aisle...

getmecoat
That's allowed as long as you post your best time on the Internet.

markmullen

15,877 posts

236 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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sc0tt said:
steveo3002 said:
did you purchase a pack of mystery meat from the lorry ?
My pal used to buy the "bbq packs" from the lorry

Always vile.
Did they chuck a pig's dick in for the dog?

Martin350

3,782 posts

197 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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motco said:
I have been known to raise my feet from the floor carrying my weight on the trolley handle, and scoot down an aisle...

getmecoat
When you've got to the end of the aisle to you give it a bit of a Scandy into a nice long drift, clipping the apex as you enter the adjacent aisle?

Or is it just me...

boxedin

Crush

15,078 posts

171 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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24lemons said:
People who push their shopping trolley around the supermarket while hunched over it with their arms folded across the handle.
Is trolley jousting allowed?

Thankyou4calling

10,646 posts

175 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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OzzyR1 said:
rofl No wonder my wife didn't look very impressed when I lugged it in.

She works at Sainsburys so it's very rare I ever go supermarket shopping, had it in my head that a big bottle like that should be about a tenner for some reason.
Just Googled it.

A litre is £3.

Got yerself a bargain there. Still council though.

motco

16,030 posts

248 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Martin350 said:
motco said:
I have been known to raise my feet from the floor carrying my weight on the trolley handle, and scoot down an aisle...

getmecoat
When you've got to the end of the aisle to you give it a bit of a Scandy into a nice long drift, clipping the apex as you enter the adjacent aisle?

Or is it just me...

boxedin
Usually you scatter little old ladies and hordes of unruly kids... biggrin

jamoor

14,506 posts

217 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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motco

16,030 posts

248 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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jamoor said:
No - there's got to be at least a fight, preferably with one or more plate glass window or door events! And where's the old biddy singing? Okay you've got blokes in skirts but that's a local 'habit'...

shakotan

10,737 posts

198 months

Saturday 21st May 2016
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motco said:
Martin350 said:
motco said:
I have been known to raise my feet from the floor carrying my weight on the trolley handle, and scoot down an aisle...

getmecoat
When you've got to the end of the aisle to you give it a bit of a Scandy into a nice long drift, clipping the apex as you enter the adjacent aisle?

Or is it just me...

boxedin
Usually you scatter little old ladies and hordes of unruly kids... biggrin
If you position your feet in the right place, you can exert braking forces to one of the rear wheels to initiate the drift.
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