Astonishing Facts....

Astonishing Facts....

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Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

263 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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If all the bacteriophages on earth were laid end to end they would stretch for 200,000 light years. (Might be a couple more noughts I'm not sure).

DRFC1879

3,446 posts

159 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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If you laid every Pepperami sold in the UK in a year end-to-end along the M62 from Hull to Liverpool, you'd be run over by a wagon before you get to Goole.

RizzoTheRat

25,393 posts

194 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Moonhawk said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Field Marshal William Robertson joined the army as a private and is the only person to have held every single rank in the army.
Is that even possible given NCO and Officer ranks run in parallel?
It's quite common to commission from the ranks, although I doubt many get to WO1 before commissioning, and I'm not sure if they're ever a 2nd lieutenant these days. MoD actually have targets to try and increase it as they want to keep talent. I've never met one above Lieutenant Colonel though, and I think he was promoted on retiring in to a (I'm guessing reservist?) job in a Regimental Headquarters.

Mammasaid

3,964 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Dr Jekyll said:
If all the bacteriophages on earth were laid end to end they would stretch for 200,000 light years. (Might be a couple more noughts I'm not sure).
You'll have to listen again to the IMC wink

TwigtheWonderkid

43,802 posts

152 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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DRFC1879 said:
If you laid every Pepperami sold in the UK in a year end-to-end along the M62 from Hull to Liverpool, you'd be run over by a wagon before you get to Goole.
If you laid every girl in Essex......I wouldn't be at all surprised

DRFC1879

3,446 posts

159 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
If you laid every girl in Essex......I wouldn't be at all surprised
hehe Old but still very amusing.

Sheets Tabuer

19,165 posts

217 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Mammoths died out nearly 1000 years after the first Olympics.

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

281 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Sailing downstream along a river that is moving at say 10 knots, you will go faster if there is no wind, than if there is a 10 knot tailwind pushing you along.

Teppic

7,415 posts

259 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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julian64 said:
V8LM said:
VEX said:
Pub quiz answer that I have never forgotten (i got it right btw)

In computer terms a byte is 8 bits

And 4 bits is a nibble!

V.
And 48 bits is a gobble.
The more important question though is how many bytes in a kilobyte. 1000 or 1024?.
As of December 1998 the International Electrotechnical Commission (IEC) established that there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte, and 1024 bytes in a kibibyte.

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

221 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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RizzoTheRat said:
It's quite common to commission from the ranks, although I doubt many get to WO1 before commissioning, and I'm not sure if they're ever a 2nd lieutenant these days.
That was kinda my point. If you commission from an NCO rank - would you start from the bottom of the commissioned ranks - or would you jump in at whatever the equivalent level was (e.g. Sergeant to Captain)

yellowjack

17,104 posts

168 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Moonhawk said:
RizzoTheRat said:
It's quite common to commission from the ranks, although I doubt many get to WO1 before commissioning, and I'm not sure if they're ever a 2nd lieutenant these days.
That was kinda my point. If you commission from an NCO rank - would you start from the bottom of the commissioned ranks - or would you jump in at whatever the equivalent level was (e.g. Sergeant to Captain)
Currently the 'standard' pathway is as an LE (Late Entry) Officer. This involves a full career 'in the ranks' up to WO1, then Commissioning as a Captain. It's not usual for these LE Officers to go beyond Major, but I've seen quite a few LE Lieutenant Colonels on the Quartermaster side of things.

There is an alternative route from lower ranks as a direct entrant to Sandhurst. Usually soldiers without degrees who show significant talent for leadership, advised to apply or picked out from the ranks. But these lads probably wouldn't get to SNCO, and almost certainly not to Warrant Officer before being recognised. There are a lot of rules/criteria on age/time served/time left on careers to meet as well.

Whilst I'm pretty sure we no longer have any Field Marshals, I'd be astonished if anyone could possibly hold every rank in the army these days. Too many hurdles, to many rules holding them back.

Most LE Officers don't end up directly commanding troops "in the field" either. Well not in the Royal Engineers, at least. They tend to be commissioned from the QMSI (Quartermaster Sergeant Instructor - or technical warrant officer) career stream, and usually go into support or instructional roles. Sometimes we'd have a Sandhurst officer as our Squadron OC, with an LE Officer as 2i/c, but that was unusual. But the LE officers often know their trades inside out, so they're given the responsibility of developing the new generation of soldiers (or overseeing the development of new equipment/tactics). That's why they get an LE Commission - to retain their knowledge beyond the point where they've served a full SNCO/WO career and would normally be shown the door with a pension.

As an aside, I cannot find a claim for Field Marshal Sir William Robert Robertson having held every rank in the army. Not even Wikipedia claims this for him. It does, however, state that he was the only man to have risen from the rank of Private to the rank of Filed Marshal. The highest non-commissioned rank I can see claimed for him was Troop Sergeant Major. Roughly equivalent to Colour Sergeant in today's terms, and certainly well short of the upper limits of the Warrant Officer Class 1 rank. It would be interesting to see the dates of promotion and a list of all the ranks he did hold, and how they fitted into the way the army was organised in the late 1800s, because I'm pretty sure there have been a lot of changes since then. Troop Sergeant Major, for instance, is a defunct rank now. It was briefly revived in 1938 (as Warrant Officer Class 3) to give command of a Troop to a non-commissioned rank. No-one was promoted to the rank beyond 1940, and most holders of the rank were commissioned as Lieutenants.


Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 23 January 17:17

AstonZagato

12,790 posts

212 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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thainy77 said:
Ayahuasca said:
The top 100 fighter pilot aces were all Germans.
I didn't believe that so had to check but the Germans absolutely dominated the list, crazy!
I seem to remember that it was to do with their longer tours

Brigand

2,544 posts

171 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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AstonZagato said:
thainy77 said:
Ayahuasca said:
The top 100 fighter pilot aces were all Germans.
I didn't believe that so had to check but the Germans absolutely dominated the list, crazy!
I seem to remember that it was to do with their longer tours
Plus, by the time they came up against us (the Brits) they'd already had a fair bit of experience from the Spanish Civil war and the invasion of Poland. This experience was put into training so they started the Battle of Britain with a bit of an advantage over us.

Shamrock_

894 posts

90 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Eric Mc said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Which reminds me...

In the film The Longest Day, Richard Todd plays Major Howard, who led the attack on Pegasus Bridge. Before his Hollywood career Todd was a Para and was part of the force that parachuted in to reinforce Todd's position. I believe Howard went on to be become Todd's battalion commander. In the film apparently he wore his own beret that he'd worn on D-Day.
Richard Todd was born in Dublin.
That explains it biggrin

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,154 posts

102 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Two blue eyed people can only have a blue eyed child. They only carry the blue eye gene, every other eye coloured person carries all eye colour genes.

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Two blue eyed people can only have a blue eyed child. They only carry the blue eye gene, every other eye coloured person carries all eye colour genes.
that's wrong, they can have other eye coloured kids.

Badda

2,715 posts

84 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Two blue eyed people can only have a blue eyed child. They only carry the blue eye gene, every other eye coloured person carries all eye colour genes.
Complete bks. I can see what you're trying to get at.....but you're way off!

Stan the Bat

9,007 posts

214 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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cuprabob said:
Actor Audie Murphy was one of the most decorated American combat soldiers of WW2. Quite a life he had and even played himself in the film about his military career...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy
Remember seeing that film with my dad (To Hell and Back).
My dad told me it was based on the true story of AM.

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

160 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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yellowjack said:
Moonhawk said:
RizzoTheRat said:
It's quite common to commission from the ranks, although I doubt many get to WO1 before commissioning, and I'm not sure if they're ever a 2nd lieutenant these days.
That was kinda my point. If you commission from an NCO rank - would you start from the bottom of the commissioned ranks - or would you jump in at whatever the equivalent level was (e.g. Sergeant to Captain)
Currently the 'standard' pathway is as an LE (Late Entry) Officer. This involves a full career 'in the ranks' up to WO1, then Commissioning as a Captain. It's not usual for these LE Officers to go beyond Major, but I've seen quite a few LE Lieutenant Colonels on the Quartermaster side of things.

There is an alternative route from lower ranks as a direct entrant to Sandhurst. Usually soldiers without degrees who show significant talent for leadership, advised to apply or picked out from the ranks. But these lads probably wouldn't get to SNCO, and almost certainly not to Warrant Officer before being recognised. There are a lot of rules/criteria on age/time served/time left on careers to meet as well.

Whilst I'm pretty sure we no longer have any Field Marshals, I'd be astonished if anyone could possibly hold every rank in the army these days. Too many hurdles, to many rules holding them back.

Most LE Officers don't end up directly commanding troops "in the field" either. Well not in the Royal Engineers, at least. They tend to be commissioned from the QMSI (Quartermaster Sergeant Instructor - or technical warrant officer) career stream, and usually go into support or instructional roles. Sometimes we'd have a Sandhurst officer as our Squadron OC, with an LE Officer as 2i/c, but that was unusual. But the LE officers often know their trades inside out, so they're given the responsibility of developing the new generation of soldiers (or overseeing the development of new equipment/tactics). That's why they get an LE Commission - to retain their knowledge beyond the point where they've served a full SNCO/WO career and would normally be shown the door with a pension.

As an aside, I cannot find a claim for Field Marshal Sir William Robert Robertson having held every rank in the army. Not even Wikipedia claims this for him. It does, however, state that he was the only man to have risen from the rank of Private to the rank of Filed Marshal. The highest non-commissioned rank I can see claimed for him was Troop Sergeant Major. Roughly equivalent to Colour Sergeant in today's terms, and certainly well short of the upper limits of the Warrant Officer Class 1 rank. It would be interesting to see the dates of promotion and a list of all the ranks he did hold, and how they fitted into the way the army was organised in the late 1800s, because I'm pretty sure there have been a lot of changes since then. Troop Sergeant Major, for instance, is a defunct rank now. It was briefly revived in 1938 (as Warrant Officer Class 3) to give command of a Troop to a non-commissioned rank. No-one was promoted to the rank beyond 1940, and most holders of the rank were commissioned as Lieutenants.


Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 23 January 17:17
Most late entry officers I know became officers before they were WO and some even from Cpl. All our LE used to go straight to captain but now they like them to have a period as a 2 pipper first.

NoddyonNitrous

2,140 posts

234 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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My astonishometer is giving a very low reading.