Manly scars and wounds

Manly scars and wounds

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Johnny

9,652 posts

286 months

Friday 29th March 2013
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Indeed!

Carfiend

3,186 posts

211 months

Friday 29th March 2013
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And this kids is why you don't play with fire (cook)



3rd degree burn to the hand, some second degree in places on the forearm and the rest was like a bad sun burn. All because no one in North America can make a decent Onion Bhaji. Yes my bathroom is pink I know.

Smanks

3,100 posts

189 months

Friday 29th March 2013
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Carfiend said:
And this kids is why you don't play with fire (cook)



3rd degree burn to the hand, some second degree in places on the forearm and the rest was like a bad sun burn. All because no one in North America can make a decent Onion Bhaji. Yes my bathroom is pink I know.
I had a look on wikipedia about the different degree of burns recently, is it true that the 3rd degree burns are painless as the nerve endings have been damaged/destroyed?

Carfiend

3,186 posts

211 months

Friday 29th March 2013
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It doesn't hurt at first but give it a week or so when blood vessels and nerves start growing back and yeah it stings in a bit. The worst part was the swelling but once that goes down it doesn't hurt so much.

I also liked how when you remove the dressing if it starts bleeding all over the place that is good as it means it is about to heal... and you are about to pass out from blood loss.

Johnny

9,652 posts

286 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Just had all the steristrips & dressing removed and have finally been able to clean up a bit!




Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

224 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Johnny said:
Just had all the steristrips & dressing removed and have finally been able to clean up a bit!



Is anyone else most disturbed about all the piccies of Johnnys arse crack!

Johnny

9,652 posts

286 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Johnny said:
Just had all the steristrips & dressing removed and have finally been able to clean up a bit!



Is anyone else most disturbedist about all the piccies of Johnnys arse crack!
Fixed that for ya wink

h0b0

7,768 posts

198 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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I'm disturbed by the fact his arse crack used to go up to his shoulder blades and that the NHS have arse crack closure surgery.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

192 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Dunclane

1,237 posts

171 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Council Baby said:
hurl

Rotary Madness

2,285 posts

188 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Council Baby said:
Ooo Ive had that before, had 2 stuck in at 16. The best part is when 2 burley nurses hold you down, and a doctor with a pair of pliars just yanks them out.

Still I asked the nurses very nicely and they let me keep the pins, got them in my top drawer biggrin

Council Baby

19,741 posts

192 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Rotary Madness said:
Ooo Ive had that before, had 2 stuck in at 16. The best part is when 2 burley nurses hold you down, and a doctor with a pair of pliars just yanks them out.

Still I asked the nurses very nicely and they let me keep the pins, got them in my top drawer biggrin
You had to be held down?

You massive poof wink

I just took a video of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51urmSwFV6s

Johnny

9,652 posts

286 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Council Baby said:
Rotary Madness said:
Ooo Ive had that before, had 2 stuck in at 16. The best part is when 2 burley nurses hold you down, and a doctor with a pair of pliars just yanks them out.

Still I asked the nurses very nicely and they let me keep the pins, got them in my top drawer biggrin
You had to be held down?

You massive poof wink

I just took a video of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51urmSwFV6s
Nice vid, decent amount of twist being used there wink

Johnny

9,652 posts

286 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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I managed to get some shots of my new spinal titanium when I saw the surgeon today




anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Is that a cock ring?

Pixel Pusher

10,202 posts

161 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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anonymous said:
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If it is, I reckon he's got a boner in that scan.

eek

Johnny

9,652 posts

286 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Pixel Pusher said:
anonymous said:
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If it is, I reckon he's got a boner in that scan.

eek
No, that's the navel ring...

The cock ring was swapped out for a plastic retainer during surgery as it's steel and not Ti like the rest wink

Council Baby

19,741 posts

192 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Admit it Johnny, you took the piercing fetish a bit far with that spine work wink

Sticks.

8,864 posts

253 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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Johnny said:
I managed to get some shots of my new spinal titanium when I saw the surgeon today



Very good. Snap (sorry) not very good pic I'm afraid. Side on pic even worse.



Vertebra made of titaniim and rib; laparotomy staples; chest drain top r. Long time ago. Job well done.

BarryP

585 posts

146 months

Friday 12th April 2013
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vonuber said:


Emergency fat extract to close the whole in my brain lining after tumour removal.
Pituitary tumour?