Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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silverthorn2151

6,299 posts

181 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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Well I liked it when numbers were words.

like Silverthorn 2151

or

Whitehall 1212

The world was happier in black and white.

ClockworkCupcake

74,936 posts

274 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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silverthorn2151 said:
The world was happier in black and white.
So long as you weren't black. Or gay. Or a woman. wink

MartG

20,743 posts

206 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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Food packaging "Serves Two" - does it fk ! The only way two people would be satisfied with the fking miniscule portions so described is if they were both fasting !

popeyewhite

20,162 posts

122 months

Wednesday 19th October 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
silverthorn2151 said:
The world was happier in black and white.
So long as you weren't black. Or gay. Or a woman. wink
rofl

CC07 PEU

2,300 posts

206 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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fking idiots doing u-turns. Always at the most inopportune, inconsiderate moments causing congestion and traffic mayhem for hundreds of other motorists and almost side swiping motorcyclists at the same time. Selfish fks.

SlimJim16v

5,754 posts

145 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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CC07 PEU said:
fking idiots doing u-turns. Always at the most inopportune, inconsiderate moments causing congestion and traffic mayhem for hundreds of other motorists and almost side swiping motorcyclists at the same time. Selfish fks.
Or worse, 3 point turns on a main road.

yellowjack

17,095 posts

168 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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SlimJim16v said:
CC07 PEU said:
fking idiots doing u-turns. Always at the most inopportune, inconsiderate moments causing congestion and traffic mayhem for hundreds of other motorists and almost side swiping motorcyclists at the same time. Selfish fks.
Or worse, 3 point turns on a main road.
Or worse still. Articulated lorries attempting multi-point 'U' turns at a small roundabout. Despite the fact that it's patently obvious to anyone who's successfully completed their C+E test that there's absolutely no fking way you're going to swing any kind of trailer around such a small island in short order. It took a cyclist to bring some sort of order to proceedings, guiding the truck back enough that he could at least make a right turn off the roundabout. Straight into a housing estate that is effectively a large cul-de-sac.

All that jazz

7,632 posts

148 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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^ Guaranteed to be a useless flipflop.

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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People who set their Out of Office reply when they're only going into a short meeting.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

102 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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V8mate said:
People who set their Out of Office reply when they're only going into a short meeting.
People who reply to your out of office message to ask when you'll be back in the office.

Drummond Baize

200 posts

97 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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People - and by "people" I mean women; and by "women" I mean one in particular - who, when discussing a choice or option you have say "Well, it's up to you" and then when you've voiced your preference proceed to lecture you on why your choice is wrong and how their way is so much better.

It's not "up to me" then, is it?

thetapeworm

11,377 posts

241 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Primary school children (of around 6 or 7) with top knot, mohawk or just generally "grown up" hair cuts - it's not my child, it's not my hair, annoys me to heck all the same.


Cotty

39,716 posts

286 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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V8mate said:
People who set their Out of Office reply when they're only going into a short meeting.
Our Mumbai office set theirs when the go home at night. Because of the time difference you almost always get an out of office email from them.

Cotty

39,716 posts

286 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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MartG said:
Food packaging "Serves Two" - does it fk ! The only way two people would be satisfied with the fking miniscule portions so described is if they were both fasting !
To err on the side of caution always go for the “family” size. I had Salmon wellington recently, said serves 4, does it fk I ate it all to myself with some veg

If anyone is interested this is bloody lovely.
http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/serv...

ambuletz

10,817 posts

183 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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It's probably been mentioned somewhere in the 50 pages of this topic but..

I really hate people on here who will quote a lengthy post or a post that has several photos on it, only for them to type a couple of words.
fking annoying! It's all over threads such as the 'decently modified cars' one.

24lemons

2,669 posts

187 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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I cant stand how every written article,review,news bulletin etc.. has to summarise the concept of what it is talking about as if the reader is a complete brainless cretin.

For example, I wanted to read about the top 11 tents on T3 just now. I had to plough through 2 paragraphs of inane drivel explaining to me what a tent is and when I might want to use one.

T3 article said;

"Whether you're camping, glamping or have been thrown out by your spouse and lost your job, we've got the canvas temporary abodes you crave: tents. There’s nothing like sleeping out, but you still need protection from the elements.

These tents fit the bill, whether you're sheltering on the side of a tough mountain, chilling at a festival, or living the life of a latterday gypsy. Ultimately, the type of trip you embark upon will dictate the type of tent you need. So, if you’re hiking up the side of the mountain you’re going to need something light, packable and sturdy in inclement weather, while a more relaxed kind of vacation calls for something as big and comfortable as possible."

I KNOW WHAT A fkING TENT IS. JUST TELL ME WHAT TOUR TOP 11 ONES ARE!!

All that jazz

7,632 posts

148 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Cotty said:
To err on the side of caution always go for the “family” size. I had Salmon wellington recently, said serves 4, does it fk I ate it all to myself with some veg

If anyone is interested this is bloody lovely.
http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/serv...
Blurb said:
made with responsibly sourced salmon in a creamy dill sauce wrapped in puff pastry
Oh do fk off. rolleyes That st annoys me beyond reason.

zarjaz1991

3,531 posts

125 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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All that jazz said:
Oh do fk off. rolleyes That st annoys me beyond reason.
Gullibles fall for that stuff.

SImilar to branding stuff 'organic' and then charging a premium for it.

ambuletz

10,817 posts

183 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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24lemons said:
I cant stand how every written article,review,news bulletin etc.. has to summarise the concept of what it is talking about as if the reader is a complete brainless cretin....


...I KNOW WHAT A fkING TENT IS. JUST TELL ME WHAT TOUR TOP 11 ONES ARE!!
I hate that stuff too. Most articles now I just completely skip the first or second paragraph.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

102 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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All that jazz said:
Blurb said:
made with responsibly sourced salmon in a creamy dill sauce wrapped in puff pastry
Oh do fk off. rolleyes That st annoys me beyond reason.
You wouldn't want dodgy, questionable salmon now, would you?

"hey boss, want some salmon? cheap yeah, no questions"
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