Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Vipers said:
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side"
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side"
very good.
ks funnyVipers said:
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side"
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side"
Vipers said:
PixelpeepS3 said:
A photon checks into a hotel and the receptionist asks if he needs help with his luggage..
No thank you the photon replied, i'm travelling light.
Very good, but gave up explaining that to the trouble and strife.No thank you the photon replied, i'm travelling light.
From the photon's point of view, given it is travelling at the speed of light, time and distance (and therefore the concept of 'travelling') have no meaning - and therefore the joke (as told) doesn't either
Edited by Moonhawk on Friday 20th July 10:35
bobbo89 said:
Very childish one that really isn't that funny but it made me chuckle...
Kid: Is Willy Wonka your real name?
Willy Wonka: Haha no, don't be silly.
It's Bent Penis
And there was the theatrical agent who suggested to Penis Van Lesbian that he used Dick Van Dyke as his stage name.Kid: Is Willy Wonka your real name?
Willy Wonka: Haha no, don't be silly.
It's Bent Penis
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