A bit council (Vol 4)

[CanAm]

markymarkthree said:

CanAm said:

Southerners have no idea what a barn cake is.

COUNCIL for not having the ability to spell the simplest of words or a northern thing.

My spelling is pretty good; my tryping, not quite so good.

[nonsequitur]

CanAm said:

markymarkthree said:

CanAm said:

Southerners have no idea what a barn cake is.

COUNCIL for not having the ability to spell the simplest of words or a northern thing.

My spelling is pretty good; my tryping, not quite so good.

M'i ikel atht sa lewl. ryev tnvnocneeiin.

[FN2TypeR]

Is that Welsh?

[Stan the Bat]

CanAm said:

I once worked with a lovely young lady from Wigan, who caused raised eyebrows when she asked for a ham nudger in a Liverpool sandwich shop.

Did you give her one

[nonsequitur]

FN2TypeR said:

Is that Welsh?

Yes, but a rare bit.

[davhill]

Steve vRS said:

Yep. Teacake in Cumbria as well. And when challenged on the potential that a teacake has currents in it , point out that no. That would be a fruit teacake. A teacake is plain.

AC or DC?

[Frank7]

stickleback123 said:

Yes my lasting impression of Australia is that it's essentially the UK with all the decent culture taken out, so it's like Disney World for council sorts. Every Morlock I know who has gone there on their dream holiday spends forever harping on about it like it's some absolute paradise.

On our return from visiting my son in Australia a few years back, some friends in a pub were asking what we thought of the country.
I said that I thought that Brisbane was great, good restaurants and bars, but that I thought that Sydney was better still, and if I ever returned, I’d like it to be to Sydney.
“Was that your impression Nicky?” my wife was asked.
She said, “My impression, was that it was like America, but civilised, and I liked Surfers Paradise more than I liked Brisbane, but Sydney was great, we weren’t there long enough.

[Higgs boson]

Stan the Bat said:

Did you give her one

You're thinking of the blond who asked for a double entendre!

[OddCat]

nonsequitur said:

classicaholic said:

eldar said:

Should have thrown a proper stuffed horse.

Must be fun being the back of that pantomime horse!

Oh yes it is.

Oh no it isn't....

[StanleyT]

talksthetorque said:

Judgenment required; I think I might know which way this goes

Breaking your bread up and lobbing it in your soup to soak it up.

"Err, Norbert, look what our Eric has done wit' 'is oven bottom barm. He reckons since that school exchange trip wi' Wigan pals to Somme, this is ow they eat their bread 'n soup in Frogland. Croutons 'e calls it. Give him a belt, reet now will ya as 'es lookin' getting posh".

"Ah, Murgatryoyd, you have no need to worry yourself that he is losing his Northern Council roots. No, I have looked in the latest edition of Debrets and whilst he looks like he is trying to get the first Michelin star in Wigan, See observe the boy, he pulls his spoon towards him. And a dessertspoon at that. With no separate bread plate. No Murg, we've got this lad down from the gutters to the gulleys and despite his carbo-soups, we'll keep him there. Now, lets us have a ride on you ferrety kebab".

[nonsequitur]

OddCat said:

nonsequitur said:

classicaholic said:

eldar said:

Should have thrown a proper stuffed horse.

Must be fun being the back of that pantomime horse!

Oh yes it is.

Oh no it isn't....

' He's behind you '.

[nonsequitur]

davhill said:

Steve vRS said:

Yep. Teacake in Cumbria as well. And when challenged on the potential that a teacake has currents in it , point out that no. That would be a fruit teacake. A teacake is plain.

AC or DC?

Preferred their early stuff.

[V8mate]

nonsequitur said:

davhill said:

Steve vRS said:

Yep. Teacake in Cumbria as well. And when challenged on the potential that a teacake has currents in it , point out that no. That would be a fruit teacake. A teacake is plain.

AC or DC?

Preferred their early stuff.

Really? I heard you swung both ways.

[Tom _M]

Lovely bit of Council selling there

[Stan the Bat]

Tom _M said:

Lovely bit of Council selling there

Does appear to be a nice tidy home.

[V8mate]

Stan the Bat said:

Tom _M said:

Lovely bit of Council selling there

Does appear to be a nice tidy home.

Next week the ad will be 'DFS leather sofa for sale; well looked after'

[nonsequitur]

V8mate said:

Stan the Bat said:

Tom _M said:

Lovely bit of Council selling there

Does appear to be a nice tidy home.

Next week the ad will be 'DFS leather sofa for sale; well looked after'

Leather?

[CanAm]

nonsequitur said:

Leather?

Leather.....ish.

[motco]

CanAm said:

nonsequitur said:

Leather?

Leather.....ish.

Like an old Cadbury's ad on TV for 'Rum'n'Raisin' chocolate. Some faux old tar said "...milk chocolate, fruit, and rum ................................flavour"

It's leather flavour

Edited by motco on Wednesday 9th October 17:04

[talksthetorque]

motco said:

Like an old Cadbury's ad on TV for 'Rum'n'Raisin' chocolate. Some faux old tar said "...milk chocolate, fruit, and rum ................................flavour"

It's leather flavour

I would guess it's Mobil Flavour now.