Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

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Fishtigua

9,786 posts

197 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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iva cosworth said:
Hey,Fishtigua you now have a "Channel Islands" regional forum.

You should say hello as so far there is only 3 posts from 1 fella.
There's only 4 of us. 3 ride ruddy bikes.

Will get back to you on the PM, they are away racing this week.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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No probs.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

197 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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WATCH NOW. BBC2, Sex, drugs & rock n'roll.

Proper boy stuff.

Studio117

4,250 posts

193 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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I had a drink free weekend in god knows how long so i thought i would have a productive day. It didn't go well:

All of the local jet washes were broken.

  • The machine i ended up using didn't appear to use any soap.
  • The door broke so i had to reverse out.
  • Managed to hit a lamp post and crack the paint while reversing.
  • Transferred money into the wrong bank account which sucked it all up as i stupidly went overdrawn.
  • Got home and managed to piss all down myself and the floor.
redface





Fishtigua

9,786 posts

197 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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Stop being sensible, it doesn't become you.

Condi

17,358 posts

173 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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Studio117 said:
I had a drink free weekend in god knows how long so i thought i would have a productive day. It didn't go well:

All of the local jet washes were broken.

  • The machine i ended up using didn't appear to use any soap.
  • The door broke so i had to reverse out.
  • Managed to hit a lamp post and crack the paint while reversing.
  • Transferred money into the wrong bank account which sucked it all up as i stupidly went overdrawn.
  • Got home and managed to piss all down myself and the floor.
redface
I can achieve most of those drunk. So not only defying the point of a drink free weekend, is that really the best you can do with all your faculties? hehe

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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This is TT !

Faculties are banned.

SWTH

3,816 posts

226 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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The highways agency can go fk themselves.

That is all.

hidetheelephants

25,080 posts

195 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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SWTH said:
The highways agency can go fk themselves.

That is all.
I don't think it's legal to copulate on the hard shoulder.

leafspring

7,032 posts

139 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Morning

IBE

Johnny

9,652 posts

286 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Hello.

I'm here. I think.

DickyC

50,000 posts

200 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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That's it. That's my luck all used up for the rest of the year. Three or four miles shy of Junction 34 of the M4 where I come off for Barry, either something fell off the lorry two vehicles in front, or was launched by him running over it, but whatever it was and wherever it came from it appeared flying over the car in front, hit the road to the right of me and bounced into the side of my car BANG!! There is now an eight inch long dent in the driver's door. It's definitely split the paint and I think it may have gone right through the door skin.

Halfords for a tin of rust slower downer at lunchtime. I'll blob some paint on it; that'll do for now.

If it had hit the screen this would be an even sorrier tale.

hidetheelephants

25,080 posts

195 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Today's procrastination; I'm delaying putting the bin out, running the risk of an overflowing bin now we have fortnightly collection.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

197 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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White Merc MLs, only driven by bints who have never done a days work while vertical.

Hateful things.

Foxeh

1,114 posts

134 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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DickyC said:
That's it. That's my luck all used up for the rest of the year. Three or four miles shy of Junction 34 of the M4 where I come off for Barry, either something fell off the lorry two vehicles in front, or was launched by him running over it, but whatever it was and wherever it came from it appeared flying over the car in front, hit the road to the right of me and bounced into the side of my car BANG!! There is now an eight inch long dent in the driver's door. It's definitely split the paint and I think it may have gone right through the door skin.

Halfords for a tin of rust slower downer at lunchtime. I'll blob some paint on it; that'll do for now.

If it had hit the screen this would be an even sorrier tale.
Junction 33 for Barry... wink

...unless you go through the lanes past the Vale Golf Club.

DickyC

50,000 posts

200 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Foxeh said:
Junction 33 for Barry... wink
I was in shock.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

197 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Just won £65 on a scratch card.

Bacon sarnies all round. smile

Adenauer

18,585 posts

238 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Morning.

Bad luck, Dicky. Annoying!

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

220 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Morning. Looks like I've got a knackered hamstring. It hurts and I'm hobbling like an old man.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

197 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Fishtigua said:
Just won £65£90 on a scratch card.

Bacon sarnies all round. smile
Do scratch all the bits off.

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