Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)
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Bobbers said:
One of your meagre three what's that exactly???
They tell us that a meagre three is an essential part of everone's daily diet. Apparently there's a lot of them in oily fish and it's good for your brain as well as lowering your kestrel.
It's probably good for pelicans too. But Platypuses are better on Duckham's.
glenrobbo said:
They tell us that a meagre three is an essential part of everone's daily diet.
Apparently there's a lot of them in oily fish and it's good for your brain as well as lowering your kestrel.
It's probably good for pelicans too. But Platypuses are better on Duckham's.
What a load of rubbish, i have tablets to lower my kestrel and the bugger still flies up high. I've even told the medical profeshunals that it doesn't lower my kestrel and do you know what they said???Apparently there's a lot of them in oily fish and it's good for your brain as well as lowering your kestrel.
It's probably good for pelicans too. But Platypuses are better on Duckham's.
It does, we have proof. Proof?? Proof?? have you seen the feathery little f****r, he flies off and sits on the nearest tall building. Lowers my kestrel pfft
slopes said:
What a load of rubbish, i have tablets to lower my kestrel and the bugger still flies up high. I've even told the medical profeshunals that it doesn't lower my kestrel and do you know what they said???
It does, we have proof. Proof?? Proof?? have you seen the feathery little f****r, he flies off and sits on the nearest tall building. Lowers my kestrel pfft
Slopes, have you tried standing in the open and holding your arm out really straIght and then keep draping a dead mouse over the back of your hand? That usually does the trick. It does, we have proof. Proof?? Proof?? have you seen the feathery little f****r, he flies off and sits on the nearest tall building. Lowers my kestrel pfft
I saw it on a film called 'Kes', so I know what I'm talking about.
glenrobbo said:
slopes said:
What a load of rubbish, i have tablets to lower my kestrel and the bugger still flies up high. I've even told the medical profeshunals that it doesn't lower my kestrel and do you know what they said???
It does, we have proof. Proof?? Proof?? have you seen the feathery little f****r, he flies off and sits on the nearest tall building. Lowers my kestrel pfft
Slopes, have you tried standing in the open and holding your arm out really straIght and then keep draping a dead mouse over the back of your hand? That usually does the trick. It does, we have proof. Proof?? Proof?? have you seen the feathery little f****r, he flies off and sits on the nearest tall building. Lowers my kestrel pfft
I saw it on a film called 'Kes', so I know what I'm talking about.
I saw James Martin playing around with a kestrel on one of his many food shows, you must stand with your arm out and then swing a carcass around on a length of rope!!! 
Bobberoo99 said:
I saw James Martin playing around with a kestrel on one of his many food shows, you must stand with your arm out and then swing a carcass around on a length of rope!!! I saw him with quite a few piled up on his cart yesterday, I think he's planning to extend the north-easternmost ancient burial mound up to the edge of the perimeter ditch.
Oh, for pity's sake, it's not a Kestrel, it's not a P1127, it's a Harrier and it sits in Reception at The Towers and plenty of warning is given when it's fired up. There was the incident with the ejector seat and the Lady Mayoress but the media had boycotted the event and our reputation remained intact. Ish.
I don't remember James Martin in that film. However, I do remember James Bond flying a Harrier in a different film. But he didn't twirl a carcass around on a length of rope... unless they edited that bit out?DickyC said:
Cook asks for carcasses to be kept way from the door leading from the garden to kitchen. She has taken on several young foreign student visa type kitchen hands and fears a calamity. Don't get me wrong, they're willing enough but they're just unfamiliar with our ways.
I thought she already had a Calamity??Oh, no, it's Calamari isn't it? My mistake, as you were!!!
Bobberoo99 said:
I thought Postholes and Brokenrodhustfracas were in the New Forest
New forest? When did they plant that then? Is that part of the carbon offset scheme to counterbalance all the ongoing green belt developments? Nice to see something positive being done for a change...
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