Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

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DickyC

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Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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It's not a competition, coop.

Oh, is it?

Oh, well, in that case you're probably winning.

DickyC

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Tuesday 22nd August 2017
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V6Pushfit said:
Bugger I was after e. Better to concentrate on 'a' futures apparently, but I lost a lot on 'e' with that French acute thing - what with Brexit no one wanted them so they plummeted.
One word: full stops, period.

DickyC

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Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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There are rumours of cheap vowels coming in from the Far East.

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Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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About time too! Back to the real world of Trivton, Trivingham, Trivton Magna and Trivton-in-the-Marsh. Back to the world of jumping the last bit from the drawbridge made slightly too short by the same outfit entrusted with the new roof for the observatory delivered the other evening 2.54 times too small due to simply omitting the word 'inches' from the drawings.

Welcome back, coop.

There's the Full English in the main house, bacon butties in the small barn and Mrs B has a spirit stove and the camping kettle set up by the main gate. Don't startle her, she's armed.

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Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
PHEW!! Was worried there for a minute, but if Mrs B is down at the main gate doing her Calamity Jane bit, who's doing the elevenses run??
The rota says it's Mrs Greenfield from the shop by the canal today. She'll have stale cakes from yesterday as a treat if you don't mind them being on the wrong trolley. It's a small sacrifice.

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Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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Bomma220 said:
There's a serviceable trolley listed as 'Stale Cake / Past Sell By / Shelf Life / Misc' if that's any help?

Mind, using it for mid morning break would involve pushing two trolleys, ie elevensies and stale cake.

I don't know how we'd go about that.
It has been done in the past. You simply lash them together by adjacent uprights. The resulting catamaran trolley is navigable almost everywhere except the corridor in the Servants Quarters and the corner near the bar by the aspidistra. It saves taking on more staff.

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Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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Chunkymonkey_71 said:
We'll send a trolley round for you...
So he will be on his trolley. Briefly.

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Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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Bomma220 said:
There you go, that's the Deep Fried Mars Bar one ready.

Any sign of Coop yet? He should be back anytime now.
Should we send a body of men to clear the airstrip? Trolley dodging is awkward in a Sopwith Pup.

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Wednesday 23rd August 2017
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Too late the airstrip.

If you landed in the High Street again we'll be expecting the Mayor and Lady Mayoress any moment in high dudgeon.

DickyC

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Thursday 24th August 2017
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Ah.

Just received a written suggestion from Mrs Brassington. She proposes that the trolley ladies should be dressed in accordance with the contents of their trolleys with her testing the efficacy of her plan by having the French Fancy Trolley pushed by her dressed as a French Maid. As we would have to wait until February of next year to witness the Greenfield's eldest daughter thus attired I say we reject her idea on grounds of cost.

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Thursday 24th August 2017
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Mrs Brassington sees them in their nightwear. Like a great many ladies serving breakfast, she says. But then she is a product of her generation.

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Thursday 24th August 2017
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Bomma220 said:
We did touch on the subject of Lemon Drizzle Sponge the other day.

How would that pan out trolley / attire wise?

It could well alarm some of the more squeamish residents.
Conflict of interest here. Squeamish is the desired texture for the TT Lemon Drizzle cake. Squeeze one and if you don't say, "Hmm, squeamish," I'd be very surprised.

DickyC

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Thursday 24th August 2017
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Croydon born:

Kate Moss
DickyC


Only our mums can tell us apart.

DickyC

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Friday 25th August 2017
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TT Trolley Warning:

Members are encouraged to NOT approach an intriguing trolley staffed by two attendants in full protective gear this morning. We've brought forward the annual fumigation of the bar and surrounding areas following the Catch Phrase Evening.

'Well cover me in honey and tie me to an ant hill' was not intended to be attempted literally nor any of its varied - and imaginative - interpretations by some members.

A collection box for Battert in his recuperation is situated at the top of the main staircase.

While he is out of action his duties will be performed by members on an ad hoc basis. From each according to his abilities, please.

DickyC

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Friday 25th August 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
Dicky who's on the rota for the elevenses trolley?
Can't stop, I'm doing the Elevenses Trolley.

Bacon rolls and custard tarts today; limited menu. The only variations will be the level of well done on the bacon and the degree of slop on the custard.

I'll be wearing Nigella does pig farmer.

DickyC

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Friday 25th August 2017
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nono

Flat hat for Nigella as pig farmer. Wig for pig farmer as Nigella.

Come on, get with the program here.

DickyC

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Friday 25th August 2017
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If only he'd locked himself in the secret cupboard. The way into the priest hole is in there. amongst other things.

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Friday 25th August 2017
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Chunkymonkey_71 said:
Kate Moss doesn't have a t shirt that says 'Sake'.
But if she did, it would be amongst her proudest possessions.

DickyC

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Friday 25th August 2017
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That is a funny sequence of pictures, Chunks. Would we need permission from everyone in the pics to publish?

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Friday 25th August 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
Dicky, what if Nigella was wearing a hat and a wig as a disguise!!??!! hehe
She only uses one disguise. It's a Groucho mask comprisiing plastic glasses, nose and moustache.

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.
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