Oh Mars Bar

[The Vambo]

Hmmmm, ever been asked to move tables in a restaurant?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Genuine advice here.

If you haven't seen her for ages and this is only coming up now... It's not yours.

The other guy has fked off and she's using you as meal ticket plan B.

[Gokartmozart]

All the help you need is here.

http://www.itv.com/jeremykyle/be-a-guest/

[s p a c e m a n]

How have we not been shown any photos yet?

[Don1]

Ex-lax and a trip to the gym. That'll sort it.

[eltax91]

So?

[Pixel Pusher]

Chim said:

I call bullst, no way you would see a bump this early on

'Kin ell man, I thought I'd been slacking on here.

Where have you been?

Living it up in that villa?



Sorry OP.....

[taters]

I reckon this thread is bks and OP is telling fibs

[Gwagon111]

taters said:

I reckon this thread is bks and OP is telling fibs

You've been around here, for less time the embryo in question, so you can guess what I think of your 'contribution'.

Anyway, I've had a nice long chat with her, she's known about it for a while, had 'the twelve week scan' , and there's no way anyone has been on the scene, in the timescale involved, not by a long chalk. It looks like I'm banged to rights . She's a cool customer, I stood well back, then mentioned a D.N.A. test, my head is still on my shoulders, so that's that for a few months. Now the question is, do I fk off out of it for a bit, or get more involved?

[Don1]

It's BS. Unless she has the gestation of an elephant.

[spaximus]

Could be worse, her dad has a farm, is she an only child? You might be on a winner here

[Gokartmozart]

All the help you need is here.

http://www.itv.com/jeremykyle/be-a-guest/

[Matt_N]

If she's had a 12 week scan a due date of April is not possible?

[Gwagon111]

spaximus said:

Could be worse, her dad has a farm, is she an only child? You might be on a winner here

That's what I was thinking.

[Hub]

Matt_N said:

If she's had a 12 week scan a due date of April is not possible?

Yeah, that doesn't add up at all.

[Hooli]

Gwagon111 said:

spaximus said:

Could be worse, her dad has a farm, is she an only child? You might be on a winner here

That's what I was thinking.

But does he own a brewery and was it first date?

[Gwagon111]

Matt_N said:

If she's had a 12 week scan a due date of April is not possible?

Yep, I think the April thing was to judge my reaction. She knows damn well when it's due. I'm sure ill find out in due course.

[Pixel Pusher]

Hooli said:

But does he own a brewery and was it first date?

[Gwagon111]

Hooli said:

But does he own a brewery and was it first date?

Kevin bloody Wilson

[Pixel Pusher]

So, Gwagon, can we start a sweepstake on sex & weight yet?

Thought of any names?