Shirley

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Jasandjules

70,037 posts

231 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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El Guapo said:
Macho Grande?
Yes, he's flying in low, as the sunrises, coming in from the East.

But I am afraid he can't tell you when he's back in the UK, that's classified.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

248 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Nervous?

Yes.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

biggrin

Jasandjules

70,037 posts

231 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Is there a doctor?

I think this man is a doctor.....


Mr Roper

13,023 posts

196 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?

hehe

soad

32,997 posts

178 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

King Herald

23,501 posts

218 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Corpulent Tosser said:
Stop it !

It isn't funny !

30+ years ago and delivered by Leslie Neilson it was funny, it is now tired and annoying.
My wife's name is Shirley. Seriously, it is.

Corpulent Tosser

Original Poster:

5,459 posts

247 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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King Herald said:
My wife's name is Shirley. Seriously, it is.
But is she funny ?

Corpulent Tosser

Original Poster:

5,459 posts

247 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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This thread has cheered me up.

Lots of amusing comments/quotes.

The shirley thing still isn't funny though. wink

Smiley198700

158 posts

118 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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I'm sure this could go on and on... biggrin

Hereward

4,226 posts

232 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Still makes me chuckle:

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Mr Roper

13,023 posts

196 months

Kiltie

7,504 posts

248 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Corpulent Tosser said:
This thread has cheered me up.
Here is a funny goat picture to complete your joy.


Corpulent Tosser

Original Poster:

5,459 posts

247 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Kiltie said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
This thread has cheered me up.
Here is a funny goat picture to complete your joy.

Thank You smilethumbup

Bonefish Blues

27,393 posts

225 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Corpulent Tosser said:
Stop it !

It isn't funny !

30+ years ago and delivered by Leslie Neilson it was funny, it is now tired and annoying.
It's no longer, and nor is it intended intended to be funny, it's more that it's one of those little Pistonheads customs (and I am so tempted to add the offending word here, but I won't).

Corpulent Tosser

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5,459 posts

247 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Smiley198700 said:
Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit drinking... biggrin
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

FRA53R

1,077 posts

170 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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We have clearance Clarence.

Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?

fathomfive

9,981 posts

192 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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There are plenty of quotes and scenes to keep this thread Stayin' Alive...

Ozone

3,048 posts

189 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Coffee?

I take it black, like my men.....

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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CT's face when discovering it's now against the natural laws of comedy to say Shirley instead of surely.




anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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hehe at my mum explaining what a blowjob is, where Elaine is reinflating Otto. I was about 6 and didn't understand it at all. "Why's she doing that mum? And why's he smiling? What's she doing to him?"