Army quotes....
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General Melchett: [on catching the spy] Yes, three weeks to smoke the bugger out. Use any method you see fit. Personally, I'd recommend you get a hold of a cocker spaniel, tie your suspect down on a chair with a potty on his head, then pop his todger between two floury buns and shout "Dinner time, Fido!"
A sergeant-major was reprimanded by the CO for lacking empathy when advising other ranks of a bereavement in their family. On parade, he would shout "Smith, yer muvver's dead!"
Seeking a different tack, the next time he needed to advise someone, he called the order "All men with mothers still alive, one step forward!" "Smith, where d'ye think you're goin'!?"
Seeking a different tack, the next time he needed to advise someone, he called the order "All men with mothers still alive, one step forward!" "Smith, where d'ye think you're goin'!?"
TwigtheWonderkid said:
StuntmanMike said:
Or you could try ' fking fkers fking fked ' that's an old Army quote.
"That fking fker's fking fked" is attributed to Liverpool & England footballer Phil Neal."Some fking fker's fking fked the fking fker!"
Shame I was too slow to get REMF in, that's one of my favourites.
iacabu said:
"Gen?"
The Marines, not army but it was the standard response to pretty much anything.
See also eyebrows/robocop/terry nutkins/Phyco sidies/mo molam when your integrity has been found lacking and you must restyle your hair to the selected choice.The Marines, not army but it was the standard response to pretty much anything.
"If you can lay on it, you can lay in it"
"Where the Army goes, the pong goes" hence why the other services especially the Marines refer to members of the army as pongoes.
Mostly Marine i know.
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