Stupidest/Funniest Sexual Moment
Discussion
Mikeyboy said:
smutbag said:
blindswelledrat said:
Smutbag, out if interest, do you like your food, if you get my drift?
Blindswelledrate, out of interest, do you have to compensate with your fingers, if you get my drift?"ETA - No I'm not fat or even close to it.
blindswelledrat said:
smutbag said:
Justayellowbadge said:
smutbag said:
blindswelledrat said:
Smutbag, out if interest, do you like your food, if you get my drift?
Blindswelledrate, out of interest, do you have to compensate with your fingers, if you get my drift?"I read it as a genuine question, presumably prompted by Sir Rodney Of Rammage, who's hands are obviously too occupied to type since this thread began.
Edited by Justayellowbadge on Friday 25th July 15:46
Perhaps I'll just slope off with my (jack russells) tail between my legs instead...
...frequently
blindswelledrat said:
Mikeyboy said:
smutbag said:
blindswelledrat said:
Smutbag, out if interest, do you like your food, if you get my drift?
Blindswelledrate, out of interest, do you have to compensate with your fingers, if you get my drift?"ETA - No I'm not fat or even close to it.
escargot said:
Not according to www.animalfking.com
Can you check the link please? Doesn't seem to work properly? smutbag said:
Justayellowbadge said:
smutbag said:
blindswelledrat said:
Smutbag, out if interest, do you like your food, if you get my drift?
Blindswelledrate, out of interest, do you have to compensate with your fingers, if you get my drift?"I read it as a genuine question, presumably prompted by Sir Rodney Of Rammage, who's hands are obviously too occupied to type since this thread began.
Edited by Justayellowbadge on Friday 25th July 15:46
Perhaps I'll just slope off with my (jack russells) tail between my legs instead...
dan1981 said:
escargot said:
Not according to www.animalfking.com
Can you check the link please? Doesn't seem to work properly? blindswelledrat said:
Mikeyboy said:
smutbag said:
blindswelledrat said:
Smutbag, out if interest, do you like your food, if you get my drift?
Blindswelledrate, out of interest, do you have to compensate with your fingers, if you get my drift?"ETA - No I'm not fat or even close to it.
dan1981 said:
escargot said:
Not according to www.animalfking.com
Can you check the link please? Doesn't seem to work properly? The Ben said:
cornishgirl said:
I was going to post my naughty beach story but reading above I cannot begin to compete with Vesuvius.
So I'll just leave a instead.
Dont be shy, and if its any good, are you single and like sex?? and if its rubbish, are you single and like sex???So I'll just leave a instead.
in fact even if you dont have a story are you midly atractive, single and like sex??
So, just the chapter headings and you can fill in the gaps.
18
Boyfriend
Late Night
Beach
Clothes off
Rudies in the surf
Some bard steals our clothes
And, how I got home and into the house without mum seeing me
The Curn said:
dan1981 said:
escargot said:
Not according to www.animalfking.com
Can you check the link please? Doesn't seem to work properly? escargot said:
dan1981 said:
escargot said:
Not according to www.animalfking.com
Can you check the link please? Doesn't seem to work properly? Mikeyboy said:
blindswelledrat said:
Mikeyboy said:
smutbag said:
blindswelledrat said:
Smutbag, out if interest, do you like your food, if you get my drift?
Blindswelledrate, out of interest, do you have to compensate with your fingers, if you get my drift?"ETA - No I'm not fat or even close to it.
Its a bit of a Catch-22 though. If she is slim and attractive the 'unlikely' is increased to 'no chance whatsoever' but if she is big and fat with a beard the unlikey is reduced to 'A couple more smilies and she's yours in return for a fish supper'
escargot said:
The Curn said:
dan1981 said:
escargot said:
Not according to www.animalfking.com
Can you check the link please? Doesn't seem to work properly? Out of interest you don't work in Oxford do you?
blindswelledrat said:
Mikeyboy said:
blindswelledrat said:
Mikeyboy said:
smutbag said:
blindswelledrat said:
Smutbag, out if interest, do you like your food, if you get my drift?
Blindswelledrate, out of interest, do you have to compensate with your fingers, if you get my drift?"ETA - No I'm not fat or even close to it.
Its a bit of a Catch-22 though. If she is slim and attractive the 'unlikely' is increased to 'no chance whatsoever' but if she is big and fat with a beard the unlikey is reduced to 'A couple more smilies and she's yours in return for a fish supper'
On another thread...
I said:
Odd one, here...
I did something that my mother wouldn't approve of but I never really found out if she did know or not. I'll explain.
She used to keep a mortar and pestle on the kitchen window shelf. I was entertaining a lady friend in the kitchen one evening and things got heated. During our session (bearing in mind my mum was in the adjacent living room) I reached back for the pestle and used it as a makeshift dildo. Beautiful. It worked so well that we ended up taking it up to the bedroom with us to continue with our rogering session. I can only assume that the missing pestle had been noted by mother as when I replaced it the next morning, both the mortar and pestle ended up nestling in the bin at the end of the day.
I did something that my mother wouldn't approve of but I never really found out if she did know or not. I'll explain.
She used to keep a mortar and pestle on the kitchen window shelf. I was entertaining a lady friend in the kitchen one evening and things got heated. During our session (bearing in mind my mum was in the adjacent living room) I reached back for the pestle and used it as a makeshift dildo. Beautiful. It worked so well that we ended up taking it up to the bedroom with us to continue with our rogering session. I can only assume that the missing pestle had been noted by mother as when I replaced it the next morning, both the mortar and pestle ended up nestling in the bin at the end of the day.
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