Funny things to write in a leaving card

[HOGEPH]

Fastra said:

Put kisses under every name from the opposite same sex that's already signed it and make them really regret leaving......!!!??

EFA

[NDA]

'Have a st life' captures the pathos of the moment quite well.

[stuttgartmetal]

Has to be written in felt or gel, and the letter F must be smudged staight away.

"any chance of a fvck ?" followed by random name.

[Justayellowbadge]

I'll miss ya loads!

But it will be alright, as I'll still stand outside your window and watch you sleep

[Neil_H]

"Can I have your stapler?"

[arryb]

Pyro said:

"You dont know who i am, but i had to put a fiver in your whiparound because i didnt have any change and people where looking, so fk you!"

And you didn't even have the grace to admit you stole it from a Mr J Carr - shame on you

[Jgtv]

Write GOOD BYE in huge letters all over one side of the card, in thick black maker pen.

[V8mate]

Jgtv said:

Write GOOD BYE in huge letters all over everyone else's messages, in thick black maker pen.

EFA

[aussiebruce]

Hey, if your new job dose'nt work out you can always give us a call.



(We like a good laugh)

[dirty boy]

I just drew a penis in the last one.

Nothing more.

I think she liked it too.

[Pyro]

arryb said:

Pyro said:

"You dont know who i am, but i had to put a fiver in your whiparound because i didnt have any change and people where looking, so fk you!"

And you didn't even have the grace to admit you stole it from a Mr J Carr - shame on you

Lol i thought about it but then realised that 99% of any joke you have ever heard is recycled from somebody else, and i had the capacity to remember it which is contribution enough, so fk it

[Mr POD]

Be yourself. ONLY LESS SO.

Go on ! fk OFF tt. Signed THE BOSS.

[Justayellowbadge]

Mr POD said:

Be yourself. ONLY LESS SO.

Go on ! fk OFF tt. Signed THE BOSS.

Still rankles, huh?

[Pow!]

THANK fk FOR THAT

[Mr POD]

Justayellowbadge said:

Mr POD said:

Be yourself. ONLY LESS SO.

Go on ! fk OFF tt. Signed THE BOSS.

Still rankles, huh?

He never signed my card. In fact I never GOT a card.

[Markymark01]

I always put 'f*ck off and don't come back'

[Republik]

Top lurking. 2 posts in 81 months!

[Landlord]

Write;

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade. pto"

and on the back write;

"Chocolate's made.

All the best,
Maweke."

[Frankeh]

The other week a wedding card came around. This is what i wrote:

Where's my invitation?
-Frankeh.

[V8mate]

JDMFanYo said:

Markymark01 said:

I always put 'f*ck off and don't come back'

Republik said:

Top lurking. 2 posts in 81 months!

What's with the clapping?

Nearly seven years membership and he resurrects a year old thread to write that as his second ever post?