LADIES! Women on sunbeds - what do they wear?

[Ayahuasca]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

What, he does a handless 'twitch' to move it around? Surely if he used his hand there would be white bits (of one sort or another)?

[Superhoop1904]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

Shirley his hand would leave some funny shaped "whire bits"??



ETA: Beaten to it!! ^^

Edited by Superhoop1904 on Tuesday 28th July 17:42

[Ayahuasca]

This thread is a revelation - I never knew sun tanning places were such hotbeds of spilled sperm, wee, other peoples' liquids and lotions, used sex toys, no doubt pubic hairs and probably worse. Must try one.

[Los Palmas 7]

Ayahuasca said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

What, he does a handless 'twitch' to move it around? Surely if he used his hand there would be white bits (of one sort or another)?

No, because he doesn't have to hold it all the time; once it's "exercised", it stays "exercised" for the duration of the session.

So he insists.

[southendpier]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Ayahuasca said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

What, he does a handless 'twitch' to move it around? Surely if he used his hand there would be white bits (of one sort or another)?

No, because he doesn't have to hold it all the time; once it's "exercised", it stays "exercised" for the duration of the session.

So he insists.

they'd be a shadow, like a sun dial.

[Los Palmas 7]

southendpier said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Ayahuasca said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

What, he does a handless 'twitch' to move it around? Surely if he used his hand there would be white bits (of one sort or another)?

No, because he doesn't have to hold it all the time; once it's "exercised", it stays "exercised" for the duration of the session.

So he insists.

they'd be a shadow, like a sun dial.

Yes, and quite a long shadow. So he says.

[Ayahuasca]

Los Palmas 7 said:

southendpier said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Ayahuasca said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

What, he does a handless 'twitch' to move it around? Surely if he used his hand there would be white bits (of one sort or another)?

No, because he doesn't have to hold it all the time; once it's "exercised", it stays "exercised" for the duration of the session.

So he insists.

That's bks.

they'd be a shadow, like a sun dial.

Yes, and quite a long shadow. So he says.

[mrdelmonti]

Los Palmas 7 said:

southendpier said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Ayahuasca said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

What, he does a handless 'twitch' to move it around? Surely if he used his hand there would be white bits (of one sort or another)?

No, because he doesn't have to hold it all the time; once it's "exercised", it stays "exercised" for the duration of the session.

So he insists.

they'd be a shadow, like a sun dial.

Yes, and quite a long shadow. So he says.

I assume he goes in at sunset then?

[Four Cofffee]

Cough. Spray tan?

[Cas_P]

Naked. Not like anyone is in there to watch you.

[Shaw Tarse]

2 pages & no mention of

[sleep envy]

just look at any woman from Cheshire to give you an idea

[Funk]

Cas_P said:

Naked. Not like anyone is in there to watch you.

You've not seen 'Tann-o-cam' then?

[Ayahuasca]

Cas_P said:

Naked. Not like anyone is in there to watch you.

Bless, so naive.




PS Wanna buy some pictures of yourself?

[Shaw Tarse]

Four Cofffee said:

Cough. Spray tan?

Spray tan is good!

[Nolar Dog]

Soovy said:

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

How did you know?

Not everyone cleans up after themselves.

How did you think I knew? I didn't stand there and watch if that's what you were thinking.

[Nolar Dog]

Four Cofffee said:

Cough. Spray tan?

Yes, spray tan is excellent. Particularly St. Tropez Ultimate Air HVLP applied spray tans.

Cough. I may have the above machine for sale if anyone is interested.

[thetrash]

I once went nekkid at a tanning shop in a standup booth type affair. Most of me went a little brown but because my bare arse never sees the sun it burnt and I looked like a baboon with a red arse for 3 days!

[Ayahuasca]

Ever noticed how willies are brown-ish anyway. What's that all about?


And how do you get self-tanning lotion off your hands?

[Cas_P]

Ayahuasca said:

Cas_P said:

Naked. Not like anyone is in there to watch you.

Bless, so naive.




PS Wanna buy some pictures of yourself?

Naked, why of course, if you can find some....off you go hunting.