Definition of a Chav?

Definition of a Chav?

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pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

180 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
pilchardthecat said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
pilchardthecat said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
I have a subaru and a staffie
I think you may qualify.

Do you wear sporting apparel when not engaging in sport-related activity?
LOL no never!! But I have a dump valve on my scooby!
Gold earring? Chain?

It's not looking good for you, chav boy.
Hey am not a boy!
You appear to be a gurl. If that's you in the pictures on your profile I reckon you can be released without charge. Not chavvy. Quite tasty actually.

Republik

4,525 posts

191 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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TheArchitect said:
Oxygen Thief
+1 or Benefit Thief.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Cara Van Man said:
My definition of a chav?

scratchchin

1) Tattoos
2) Red hair
3) Subaru
4) Says 'turd' a lot
5) Dirty

biglaugh
turd
BINGO!!!!!!!WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

223 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Cara Van Man said:
My definition of a chav?

scratchchin

1) Tattoos
2) Red hair
3) Subaru
4) Says 'turd' a lot
5) Dirty

biglaugh
turd
BINGO!!!!!!!WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
You fking arse!! wink

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
You fking arse!! wink
Only if you asking nicely.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 12th November 16:13

TheArchitect

1,238 posts

180 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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pilchardthecat said:
You appear to be a gurl. If that's you in the pictures on your profile I reckon you can be released without charge. Not chavvy. Quite tasty actually.
how many people are now checking your profile!!!

bazking69

8,620 posts

191 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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A person who has nothing to offer society through their own choice.

J-Tuner

2,855 posts

244 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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I'd have to say the definition of a chav, or 'The great unwashed c*nt's' is:

Someone of questionable upbringing/heritage who constantly causes inconvenience/frustration/misery for other more socially competent and valuable members of society, though their own selfish and antisocial behavior. This however is also commonly teamed with sportswear of dubious quality from discounted sports shops and excessive amounts of garish gold jewelry from catalogue based retailers - mistakenly considered to be fashionable on the high street.

Failing that its any tw*t (male or female)that’s sat on the dole smoking and drinking their benefits away with no aspirations to better themselves or do anything decent with their lives other than breed at everyone elses expense. The focal point of their week is skinning up with other scum hehe


Edited by J-Tuner on Thursday 12th November 17:07

dpbird90

5,535 posts

191 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Parabola said:
Oiks
That'll be the "official" term if Boris Johnson gets into Number 10.

I've always thought "pikey", "scum" or "plebs"