Keyring madness

[Vipers]

I like the women with a) A bottle of water in one hand, and b) A big bunch of keys in the other.

They are usually found near schools, waiting for their sprogs, and irritatingly jingle the bunch of keys which they think says "Oh look at me, I have a car", whilst swigging water from the water bottle.

Both of which I see as some sort of fashion statements.

Lets face it guys, did we walk around 10 years ago with a bloody bottle of water in your hand, necter of the gods maybe, but not water.

[mrmr96]

I have a caribbena and add/remove keys when I leave the house, depending on what I'm driving/where I'm going. Keeps the bunch minimal.

Also, girlies can carry more keys as their bunch sits in their bag, not a bulgy trouser pocket.

[W124Bob]

I was advised after a break in never have car keys house keys on the same ring.

[snotrag]

What he said.


Car key + House key together is wrong.


I have...

Car key, alarm fob, 'lost car keys tag' on one.

House, Garage, Tool box on other.

[paulmurr]

mikeyr said:

TheLemming said:

My girlfriend has a key. One. With that many keyrings attached it wont fit into her pocket...

Do you know what its for?

That'll chafe my willy....

/RobinHoodMenInTights

Anyhoo, i've got a Mazda keyring and one that looks like a steering wheel.

[Sarkmeister]

I have:

Front door key
Outside door buzzer thing
Car key
Gate buzzer
Cycle lock key
Cellar door key
Cellar padlock key
Postbox key
Parents house key

all attached to a RSAKey to access the networks at work remotely.

Too many I know.

[monthefish]

Absolutely minimal for me. Especially on a car key - a bunch of keys jangling at your leg whilst driving is a big pet hate of mine.

(perhaps it's time I went keyless, and bought a DBS....)

[illmonkey]

Both car key fobs have the key for the car and a house key, thats it. All the other keys are dotted about in random cupboards/draws, but we know exactly what one is where.

I also have a house key in my wallet as I walk to work and back, and don't want to take a car key.

[RizzoTheRat]

If it's a gender thing then I'm in trouble.

The girlfiend has one keyring with her bike and garage key on it, an another with her car and front door keys on it.

I have car key, front door, back door, garage, shed, bottle opener and USB stick on one ring, and bike, disk lock, garage, back door and top box keys on the other.

[pork n beef]

Nolar Dog said:

I have about 7 keys and 2 key rings/charms on my "bunch".

What about on your "keyring"?

[rfn]

I have two "sets" of keys.

- House keys - I have five different keys as I live in a block of flats, and one of them is for the garage - no keyring though
- Car keys - Just the car key and an "MX-5" key ring

Think it's a male thing?

[Dave^]

Me: Car Key on it's own, no keyring or anything, and a single ring with both front door keys, no fob, no toys, etc.....

That's the way, ah ha, ah ha.....

I like it....

Other half: Keys, fobs, more rings than Audi and the Olympic Games combined, plus tat.....

Dad: All of the above, plus 2" Photoframe, plus massive bottle opener.....


ETA: is my old man a bit of a gayer?

Edited by Dave^ on Friday 13th November 09:47

[Mr MoJo]

Car keys and house keys seperate. The most keys I ever have on me at one time is 1 car key/alarm fob along with 2 house keys (for the same door, Chubb and normal locks). No dangly key rings, only the TVRCC fob on the Tiv keys. The fewer keys the better.

[bazking69]

Two car keys, 5 house keys (2 front, 2 rear and my parents), the plip to get into my gym and a leather keyring.

[schmalex]

I have:

• 1 car key
• 1 front door Yale key
• 1 front door mortice key
• 1 office door key

I really can't be doing with big rings & lots of keys.

[Asterix]

Car keys are always separate and the house keys (front door and gate) are on a nice Tiffiany keyring I was given by a mate.

[...Mole...]

I have loads of Key's/Keyrings but only for the reason that I constantly lose keys everywhere. Ive lost two sets of car keys, three house key's all the keys to the shed and my OH house keys this year.

So the bulkier the amount of keys I have the less chance I have of losing them.....in theory anyway.

[RizzoTheRat]

Asterix said:

Car keys are always separate and the house keys (front door and gate) are on a nice Tiffiany keyring I was given by a mate.

Bit of an 80's pop fan are you?

[skoff]

Here's my 'bunch' today... The only surplus keys on it today are the TVR keys that I don't like to leave in the house. I use the carabiner system to keep things under control at the weekend. Other than that I feel like a jailer.

[Jgtv]

Big Vauxhal car key
Front door key
Back door key
Work door key
Mums front door key
key for 2nd lock on mums front door
Girlfriends flat entry key fob thingy
Girlfriends front door key
Tesco Club card fob
Lego Chewbaca
PADI dive key ring



Thats actually quite a lot esp as i have them all at least twice on another set.
house key and car key are on separate key ring (chewy) that comes off if I don't need the rest.