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The Riddler

6,565 posts

203 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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This one wasnt even facebook rape, he posted this himself. I screen shotted it, then deleted the spaz.


WorAl

10,877 posts

194 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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dougc

8,240 posts

271 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Techn0 said:
Just for the record, this is not me.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

215 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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roflrofl They're fantastic!

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

199 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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WorAl said:
I know I shouldn't, but hehe

You're going to Hell Ms Lope!

Pothole

34,367 posts

288 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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monthefish said:
mavester said:
I thought that the 'Aunt or Uncle' one was a sense of humour failure on the part of the friends who replied and the guy who put that up on this website! I've said this many times to people (because it's "funny" you see smile).

Obviously, if she really did think that she was an uncle then she's an idiot, but it's very hard to tell.
and a joke blatantly taken from 'Friends' in the 90's...
if so they must have nicked it from various versions of 'A Letter from an Irish Mother to her Son living away from home' which I remember from the 70s:

"Dear Son

I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Irish family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle.
The baby looks just like your brother....
Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned.
We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck.
Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
Your other two friends were in back.
They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love, Mum"

(grammatical horrors nowt to do with me)


juice

8,808 posts

288 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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rofl



Neil_H

15,347 posts

257 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Alfanatic

9,339 posts

225 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Fidgits said:
rofl

Lord_Howit_Hertz

1,941 posts

223 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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This website is superb.

The Riddler

6,565 posts

203 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Fidgits said:
I just used that line on someone on my facebook who posted the same. smile

AngryApples

5,449 posts

271 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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I genuinely havent laughed so much in years!

Thanks OP, this site is going to keep me entrtained for hours!

:ROFL:

Wayne King

1,100 posts

199 months

Monday 16th November 2009
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Love it! The website has had me busy for ages, on page 28 and in going to keep on going!

El Guapo

2,787 posts

196 months

Tuesday 17th November 2009
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American kids have as weak a grasp of English as British kids.
I cannot blame Tony Blair for that. To be honest, it depresses me.

TheCarpetCleaner

7,294 posts

208 months

Tuesday 17th November 2009
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El Guapo said:
American kids have as weak a grasp of English as British kids.
I cannot blame Tony Blair for that. To be honest, it depresses me.
As bad as it is, if that depresses you then you probably need to get out more yes

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

188 months

Tuesday 17th November 2009
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I have literally read every page of that site now. Brilliant!

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

236 months

Tuesday 17th November 2009
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37 pages.

I really should do some work this morning!!!

anonymous-user

60 months

Tuesday 17th November 2009
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laughlaugh

Flying Toilet

3,621 posts

217 months

Tuesday 17th November 2009
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El Guapo

2,787 posts

196 months

Tuesday 17th November 2009
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TheCarpetCleaner said:
El Guapo said:
American kids have as weak a grasp of English as British kids.
I cannot blame Tony Blair for that. To be honest, it depresses me.
As bad as it is, if that depresses you then you probably need to get out more yes
These halfwits are the airline pilots and heart surgeons of tomorrow. That´s depressing, regardless of my personal egress frequency.
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