Someone has Stolen my Son's Shoe.

[silver.fox.2008]

You've got a one shoe child?

How ghetto.

[Si 330]

When my young son lost a shoe while in his pushchair it never occurred to me some one had actually stolen it.
Do you think there could be a serial baby shoe thief?


On second thoughts I'll stick with my original assumption he kicked it of and lost it.

[mybrainhurts]

Cock Womble said:

If I ever had kids I'd clothe them in kitchen towels for the first five years of their lives.

You're Garry Glitter, aren't you...?

[Getragdogleg]

mybrainhurts said:

Cock Womble said:

If I ever had kids I'd clothe them in kitchen towels for the first five years of their lives.

You're Garry Glitter, aren't you...?

He might be, but he is right, Kids ming themselves up almost instantly, an old pillowcase with arm holes and head a hole would be the best thing if you wanted to be all environmental and have something reusable, Bounty/Fiesta is so expensive Audrey.

I intend to chain my offspring in the back of the van when we travel, I am not letting their sticky little fingers near the windows of the cars until they are old enough to clean them off and do a good job by it, as for shoes, Pah, its not like they walk much or go to work, they dont need much more than socks.

[AdeTuono]

Glassman said:

It may just be a shoe to many people, but given the principle of the matter (added to the sentimental value)

Sentimental value of a child's shoe? Do you have attachment issues?

[mybrainhurts]

AdeTuono said:

Glassman said:

It may just be a shoe to many people, but given the principle of the matter (added to the sentimental value)

Sentimental value of a child's shoe? Do you have attachment issues?

Sorry, what's email got to do with this?

[obob]

They found the shoe thief!!!

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/Onelegged-man-stole-...

[Moccasin Ventura]

Hi, let me introduce myself....I'm a shoe detective. I think I may be able to help.

PM me if you need me to investigate.

[Cupid Stunt]

Moccasin Ventura said:

Hi, let me introduce myself....I'm a shoe detective. I think I may be able to help.

PM me if you need me to investigate.

PML at the username

[Fifer]

Cupid Stunt said:

Moccasin Ventura said:

Hi, let me introduce myself....I'm a shoe detective. I think I may be able to help.

PM me if you need me to investigate.

PML at the username

Brilliant!

[s.m.h.]

Was this the shoe sir?

[85Carrera]

It's a shoe. Big fking deal.

I must admit I got bored early doors when reading OPs rant. If the shoe had magic qualities, fair enough. If not, get over it. It's just a fking shoe.

[Glassman]

Took him to Brent Cross yesterday and his clothes were robbed, including his dirty nappy.

[p4pedro]

Simple solution to this problem is to buy trousers with the legs far too long, On the leg of the trousers that correspond with the shoe you have, cut the trouser leg and re-stitch the hem to the correct length, -hey presto - when your son is in his pushchair or a shopping trolley no-one can see that he is only wearing one shoe.Much more practicl than surgicaly removing a foot.

peter

[mickk]

Glassman said:

Took him to Brent Cross yesterday and his clothes were robbed, including his dirty nappy.

Nicked his dirty nappy but left the Ugg boots ...good choice.

[FraserLFA]

I still don't get why anyone would steal a child's shoe.

[eldar]

FraserLFA said:

I still don't get why anyone would steal a child's shoe.

A good haul of bootee, probably.

Sorry

[FraserLFA]

eldar said:

FraserLFA said:

I still don't get why anyone would steal a child's shoe.

A good haul of bootee, probably.

Sorry

Haha i laughed

[mybrainhurts]

Moccasin Ventura said:

Hi, let me introduce myself....I'm a shoe detective. I think I may be able to help.

PM me if you need me to investigate.

Can we hire you to sabotage a few caravans? You must hate them as much as we do...

[bazking69]

Cable ties?