80 bastard quid

[chunkymonkey71]

blindswelledrat said:

stigmundfreud said:

thats right 80 sodding quid. What for? A bd breast pump

thats a tank of fuel on a fking tit sucking electronic pump. She's lucky we no longer live next to the bloody farm

I normally cry "pikey" on these sort of threads but my wife and I had exactly the same outrage at the discovery. I offered to suck and spit but naturally I ended up paying £80.
Its doubly annoying 6 months later when you are left with a perfectly good near-new tit pump that you wouldn't even be able to give away.

Could you not just get the manual one instead? Adds a whole new dimension of fun to the mix!

Rapidly pulling the trigger and watching a nipple jump back and forwards is hilarious!!!

Well, it is to me anyway...

[blindswelledrat]

I seem to remember those being ridiculously expensive too?
I thought I concluded that if I was going to shell out that kind of money I at least wanted a motor.

[Cock Womble 7]

You should have asked. I would have been happy to come round and milk your wife for a nominal fee - say £2.50 per tit - I'd even warm my hands up first.

Keep me in mind for the next time.

[king arthur]

Cock Womble 7 said:

milk your wife

Is that a euphemism?

[Cock Womble 7]

king arthur said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

milk your wife

Is that a euphemism?

No. In this instance, I meant it udderly literally.

[stigmundfreud]

Cock Womble 7 said:

king arthur said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

milk your wife

Is that a euphemism?

No. In this instance, I meant it udderly literally.

lets moove along now

[Marf]

stigmundfreud said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

king arthur said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

milk your wife

Is that a euphemism?

No. In this instance, I meant it udderly literally.

lets moove along now

This cud go either way.