Damsel in distress!

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Laurel Green

30,835 posts

238 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2010
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Nothing to add but a rofl for the input.

Buzz word

2,028 posts

215 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2010
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I got this far and got bored:

I like working with Grant because
he has a sense of humor making him a top boss.
Who else here would let me waste all my time
making up a few lines of rhyme

Grants a posh guy who like to stay trim
lots wasted effort as he never gets any quim.
He rushes between brachches with his bag
fitness dedication, you'd never see him with a crafty fag.

Hammer67

5,869 posts

190 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2010
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I like working with Grant
He pulls the blokes I can`t
I get ever so jealous
Of Grants gorgeous fellers

Grant is a lovely bloke
I dream of us having a poke
Grant is such a teaser
He`d sooner shaft a geezer

I`m a desperate minger
And probly slightly ginger
The only bloke I fancy
Is a right fking nancy





Mike Rob

1,017 posts

197 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2010
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Hammer67 said:
I like working with Grant
He pulls the blokes I can`t
I get ever so jealous
Of Grants gorgeous fellers

Grant is a lovely bloke
I dream of us having a poke
Grant is such a teaser
He`d sooner shaft a geezer

I`m a desperate minger
And probly slightly ginger
The only bloke I fancy
Is a right fking nancy

The Winner!!beer

sonic_2k_uk

4,008 posts

213 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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I like working with Grant
because he regularly cums in my pants.

His massive throbing knob,
slides into my gob,
with barely and inch to spare.

Mobile Chicane

21,171 posts

218 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Just friends:

He watches me

Undress

Or888t

1,686 posts

179 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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haha, some great one's;
post the poem you read!

Ozone

3,053 posts

193 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Just friends:

He watches me

Undress
Haiku?

No gay/knob gags

Not PH

Mobile Chicane

21,171 posts

218 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Ozone said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Just friends:

He watches me

Undress
Haiku?

No gay/knob gags

Not PH
Attention

we

Me?

Ozone

3,053 posts

193 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Ozone said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Just friends:

He watches me

Undress
Haiku?

No gay/knob gags

Not PH
Attention

we

Me?


Lets not

go

there?

hehe

Silent1

19,761 posts

241 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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WTF is all this faggotry? Some bint posts on ph with sod all history asking you to write poems to earn her money and most of you do the right thing and take the piss but some of you White knights must see it as a conquest or something confused between this and the bint offering free dodo juice for a HPI PH needs to learn how to avoid trolls pretending to be women

tossbag

1,590 posts

212 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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I like working with Grant because,
He's harmlessly hung like a horse,
I know full well he won't binge,
On my dried out old minge,
Though he has had a peek at my back doors.

Edited by tossbag on Wednesday 4th August 01:09

Matt Black

420 posts

176 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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I like my wage but really prefer Grants
So I'm gonna drop my pants
Take him too the loo
Where he can give me a good old screw
Providing he pays my bonus in advance

That should get you a rise! winkbiggrin


Digger

15,139 posts

197 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Silent1 said:
WTF is all this faggotry? Some bint posts on ph with sod all history asking you to write poems to earn her money and most of you do the right thing and take the piss but some of you White knights must see it as a conquest or something confused between this and the bint offering free dodo juice for a HPI PH needs to learn how to avoid trolls pretending to be women
Defender of the Internet

:applause:

biggrin

RB26DETT

2,519 posts

181 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Matt Black said:
I like my wage but really prefer Grants
So I'm gonna drop my pants
Take him too the loo
Where he can give me a good old screw
Providing he pays my bonus in advance

That should get you a rise! winkbiggrin
Simple but good.

I like this.

RB26DETT

2,519 posts

181 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Silent1 said:
WTF is all this faggotry? Some bint posts on ph with sod all history asking you to write poems to earn her money and most of you do the right thing and take the piss but some of you White knights must see it as a conquest or something confused between this and the bint offering free dodo juice for a HPI PH needs to learn how to avoid trolls pretending to be women
Theres a pic of her in her profile.

Matt Harper

6,764 posts

207 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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I'm confused. How, while working in a bank, do you earn bonus for writing fawning poetry to your fudge packing boss?
Or is this how the last meltdown started?

becksW

14,682 posts

217 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Matt Harper said:
I'm confused. How, while working in a bank, do you earn bonus for writing fawning poetry to your fudge packing boss?
Or is this how the last meltdown started?
I am so glad someone else has brought this up, thought I was going to be the only one! (though you're more to the point than I was smile)

cal72

7,839 posts

176 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Silent1 said:
WTF is all this faggotry? Some bint posts on ph with sod all history asking you to write poems to earn her money and most of you do the right thing and take the piss but some of you White knights must see it as a conquest or something confused between this and the bint offering free dodo juice for a HPI PH needs to learn how to avoid trolls pretending to be women
yes+1

Sabz86

Original Poster:

98 posts

177 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Silent1 said:
WTF is all this faggotry? Some bint posts on ph with sod all history asking you to write poems to earn her money and most of you do the right thing and take the piss but some of you White knights must see it as a conquest or something confused between this and the bint offering free dodo juice for a HPI PH needs to learn how to avoid trolls pretending to be women
1, I am not a 'bint'
2, I am not a troll
3, How could you be so rude?!!
And 4, You're just as bad posting also?

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