New to massage....
Discussion
Parsnip said:
funkyrobot said:
Parsnip said:
ewenm said:
The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.
Correct.The physio I use is a South African bloke with finger like sausages - have reflexively swore at him more than once "oooh ya fker" etc. Even if it was a blonde stunner doing it, the sheer pain involved would put the little fella off his game so to speak.
Edited by Parsnip on Wednesday 11th August 22:01
Same guy the Hearts football team go to, but I don't let that put me off.
Brother D said:
NoNeed said:
M@H said:
LukeBird said:
Brother D said:
Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.
O/T but you sound like a bender. P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.
P.S. Really
P.P.S. Really.
Now which closet is he in?
Mr Gearchange said:
Brother D said:
NoNeed said:
M@H said:
LukeBird said:
Brother D said:
Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.
O/T but you sound like a bender. P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.
P.S. Really
P.P.S. Really.
Now which closet is he in?
308mate said:
Parsnip said:
funkyrobot said:
Parsnip said:
ewenm said:
The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.
Correct.The physio I use is a South African bloke with finger like sausages - have reflexively swore at him more than once "oooh ya fker" etc. Even if it was a blonde stunner doing it, the sheer pain involved would put the little fella off his game so to speak.
Edited by Parsnip on Wednesday 11th August 22:01
Same guy the Hearts football team go to, but I don't let that put me off.
308mate said:
Parsnip said:
funkyrobot said:
Parsnip said:
ewenm said:
The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.
Correct.The physio I use is a South African bloke with finger like sausages - have reflexively swore at him more than once "oooh ya fker" etc. Even if it was a blonde stunner doing it, the sheer pain involved would put the little fella off his game so to speak.
Edited by Parsnip on Wednesday 11th August 22:01
Same guy the Hearts football team go to, but I don't let that put me off.
It is definitely the wurst pain I have voluntarily subjected myself to
Spose it depends on the masseuse.
I had been injured in a car accident. Broken sternum (seat belt injuries).
While on the gurney at the A&E the very pretty young doctor lady had to examine me for a possible hernia....
......
......
"Well at least we know that still works" She said.
Bless her
I had been injured in a car accident. Broken sternum (seat belt injuries).
While on the gurney at the A&E the very pretty young doctor lady had to examine me for a possible hernia....
......
......
"Well at least we know that still works" She said.
Bless her
Being female I don't have this problem. However I posed this question to the girl who does my sports massages, and asked if it was weird if guys ever did have that problem and she said she just ignores it as it is bound to happen with most men. Unless you're getting a sports massage then I wouldn't worry, it'll hurt too much for you to be thinking about anything else.
On the other hand OP is this you? http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T9ATV44UTOTT...
On the other hand OP is this you? http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T9ATV44UTOTT...
Cas_P said:
On the other hand OP is this you? http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T9ATV44UTOTT...
Why am I not surprised you found that? nonuts said:
Cas_P said:
On the other hand OP is this you? http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T9ATV44UTOTT...
Why am I not surprised you found that? Balmoral Green said:
Brother D said:
whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally?
Don't they offer additional services (at extra cost) to take care of that sort of thing?And yes, she's fking sure the answer's no!
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