Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)
Discussion
Bobberoo99 said:
I am a a broken man, again, the fence is finally finished!!! 
No, no, please no applause!!!
I really don't know what the problem is with this whole naked cuddling thing, just give in to your inner feelings, come on now, you know you want to!!!!
As for that extraordinary, nay, seminal first album Nij, well let's just say that after your gone they'll realise it's too late, but of course by then it will be too late!!!!
i'm not coming anywhere near you for a cuddle, you use tongues No, no, please no applause!!!
I really don't know what the problem is with this whole naked cuddling thing, just give in to your inner feelings, come on now, you know you want to!!!!
As for that extraordinary, nay, seminal first album Nij, well let's just say that after your gone they'll realise it's too late, but of course by then it will be too late!!!!
Along the lines of things to ask your apprentice, some people from a rival company that came to us for training have a game called 'Would you rather?'
So far we've had would you rather sit on a dick and eat a cake, or sit on a cake and eat a dick?
Also, you're naked between your mum and dad, would you rather go forward into your mum or back up onto your dad?
Oh and same scenario but Tim Wonnacott and David Dickinson.
How these guys have never had an HR purge is beyond us and we're pretty harsh on each other but these guys.....*sucks air through teeth*
Bobberoo99 said:
I've heard the mum and dad one and the cake one!!!
Try this one then, would you rather use a cheese grater on your ball bag or rest your ball bag on a hot grate?
And as for the tongues thing, you didn't complain last time!!!
Try this one then, would you rather use a cheese grater on your ball bag or rest your ball bag on a hot grate?
And as for the tongues thing, you didn't complain last time!!!
You promised.....you promised you wouldn't tell
slopes said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I've heard the mum and dad one and the cake one!!!
Try this one then, would you rather use a cheese grater on your ball bag or rest your ball bag on a hot grate?
And as for the tongues thing, you didn't complain last time!!!
Try this one then, would you rather use a cheese grater on your ball bag or rest your ball bag on a hot grate?
And as for the tongues thing, you didn't complain last time!!!
You promised.....you promised you wouldn't tell
Do you need a hug????
I received an email back from the ticket people ,an e ticket isn't an option I believe.
I' m going to look into getting it sent to my sister's place in Italy when I'm there.
I'll need to ask for it to be delivered on a specific day or maybe give them a 2 or 3 day "window" to deliver it as
a courier leaving a card isn't an option either with my poor Italian language skills .
Not helping is that the road name seems to be wrong as I know the address to be Vie del roadname ,but maps has it
as Vie roadname and Italian villages are generally a rabbit warren of little streets with houses crammed in left right and centre.
I'd never have found the house if I hadn't been with BiL the first time I went there ,in 2005.
I' m going to look into getting it sent to my sister's place in Italy when I'm there.
I'll need to ask for it to be delivered on a specific day or maybe give them a 2 or 3 day "window" to deliver it as
a courier leaving a card isn't an option either with my poor Italian language skills .
Not helping is that the road name seems to be wrong as I know the address to be Vie del roadname ,but maps has it
as Vie roadname and Italian villages are generally a rabbit warren of little streets with houses crammed in left right and centre.
I'd never have found the house if I hadn't been with BiL the first time I went there ,in 2005.
Bobberoo99 said:
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As for that extraordinary, nay, seminal first album Nij, well let's just say that after your gone they'll realise it's too late, but of course by then it will be too late!!!! ...
Well, to be perfectly frank, Bob, it probably sounds way, way better inside my twisted tiffin enriched mind than it ever would if I could manage to commit it to tape! I can noodle a bit on a twelve string and when I had all my own hair and teeth I looked vaguely Brian Jones-ish (pre-swimming pool period naturally) but my ambition far outstrips any semblance of talent herein. Quite annoying really considering my Mum's side of the family are largely very creative / musical types!As for that extraordinary, nay, seminal first album Nij, well let's just say that after your gone they'll realise it's too late, but of course by then it will be too late!!!! ...
By the forth or fifth album I'd have no doubt grown a beard or two, found my own personal mystical guru and gone off grid to make endless nonsensical concept albums of backwards whale noises tinged with Tibetan monks chanting about the price of fish. Or something. The comeback tour c.2048 will be held in The Willesden Green Tea Rooms on a damp Thursday afternoon while no-one is looking. That'll teach them.
slopes said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Wow, slopes I didn't know mate, I'm sorry for your loss.
S'okay Bobbers, it was during my absence from ph at the time and ........hang on a sec......how have i been married for 4 years already??Thanks anyway amigo
Bobberoo99 said:
slopes said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Wow, slopes I didn't know mate, I'm sorry for your loss.
S'okay Bobbers, it was during my absence from ph at the time and ........hang on a sec......how have i been married for 4 years already??Thanks anyway amigo
slopes said:
Bobberoo99 said:
slopes said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Wow, slopes I didn't know mate, I'm sorry for your loss.
S'okay Bobbers, it was during my absence from ph at the time and ........hang on a sec......how have i been married for 4 years already??Thanks anyway amigo
Mrs Bobbers has at one time or another has described me as, a knob, a t
t, dick head, fktard, chunder head and many, many more!!! 
Morning chaps 
I must be getting good at this fencing malarkey, I barely ache this morning and my chunks missing and cut count (make sure you read that right!!) Are virtually nil!!!
I have two small bags of spoil to take to the tip, how much do we think I'm going to be robbed of to dump them????
I must be getting good at this fencing malarkey, I barely ache this morning and my chunks missing and cut count (make sure you read that right!!) Are virtually nil!!! I have two small bags of spoil to take to the tip, how much do we think I'm going to be robbed of to dump them????
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