Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[Vipers]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I was watching an adder and a hedgehog having a fight in my garden this afternoon. It was a close-fought thing but I think the hedgehog won on points!

Did he adder pinned down?

[EarlOfHazard]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I was watching an adder and a hedgehog having a fight in my garden this afternoon. It was a close-fought thing but I think the hedgehog won on points!

Ha

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Vipers said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I was watching an adder and a hedgehog having a fight in my garden this afternoon. It was a close-fought thing but I think the hedgehog won on points!

Did he adder pinned down?

Remind me, what is the adder also known as?

[Shuvi McTupya]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Remind me, what is the adder also known as?

A calculator?

[andym1603]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Remind me, what is the adder also known as?

A Puff?

[andym1603]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Remind me, what is the adder also known as?

A Puff?

[Vipers]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Vipers said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I was watching an adder and a hedgehog having a fight in my garden this afternoon. It was a close-fought thing but I think the hedgehog won on points!

Did he adder pinned down?

Remind me, what is the adder also known as?

Nice one

[glenrobbo]

andym1603 said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Remind me, what is the adder also known as?

A Puff?

... and that's when the fight started!

..........



That's non-PC!

Neither is Vipers a magic dragon. ( As far as I know? )

[davhill]

Vipers said:

Did he adder pinned down?

Sounds like that's an adder story.

[Ayahuasca]

It takes balls to specialise in gender realignment surgery.

[threespires]

Ayahuasca said:

It takes balls to specialise in gender realignment surgery.

☺☺

[glenrobbo]

Ayahuasca said:

It takes balls to specialise in gender realignment surgery.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do...

[Moonhawk]

Irishman bought a metal detector and went out in a field to find some treasure.

He'd dug down 50ft before he remembered he was wearing steel toecap boots.

[Vipers]

glenrobbo said:

andym1603 said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Remind me, what is the adder also known as?

A Puff?

... and that's when the fight started!

..........



That's non-PC!

Neither is Vipers a magic dragon. ( As far as I know? )

But I do live by the sea honest.

[davhill]

What's white, wears glasses and lives at the bottom of the sea?

The Milky Bar squid.

[glenrobbo]

Vipers said:

But I do live by the sea honest.

Does Jackie Paper still call on you?

[mickk]

glenrobbo said:

Vipers said:

But I do live by the sea honest.

Does Jackie Paper still call on you?

Honalee?

[Some Guy]

"The name's Bond. James Bond, innit bruv."

[gadgetmac]

Ayahuasca said:

It takes balls to specialise in gender realignment surgery.

Watching channel 4 news and I now get your user name

Have you partaken?

[james-witton]

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.