Geek Jokes

[Vaud]

Left hand side: Star Wars
Right hand side: Star Trek

Middle - I didn't get...

[Einion Yrth]

Vaud said:

Left hand side: Star Wars
Right hand side: Star Trek

Middle - I didn't get...

Lord of the Rings

[xRIEx]

Vaud said:

Left hand side: Star Wars
Right hand side: Star Trek

Middle - I didn't get...

Lord of the Rings

[Bullett]

Got two of the sets straight away, took a while for the third.

[R8VXF]

[Nom de ploom]

I like that one.

I also like the breakfast at Epiphanys' too....

[GrumpyTwig]

A police man pulls over a Spanish photon:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Photon "c."


Another office pulls over an electron:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Electron "No officer."

Officer "I clocked you at 2200km/s!"

Electron "Great! Now I'm lost"

[strudel]

I've got a joke about DNS but it might take you 24 hours to get it.

[marshalla]

strudel said:

I've got a joke about DNS but it might take you 24 hours to get it.

I've resolved not to ask.

[gowmonster]

strudel said:

I've got a joke about DNS but it might take you 24 hours to get it.

Not if i've never heard it before if you are telling it again it depends on your TTL [/kittens]

Edited by gowmonster on Thursday 20th August 04:40

[Blayney]

GrumpyTwig said:

A police man pulls over a Spanish photon:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Photon "c."


Another office pulls over an electron:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Electron "No officer."

Officer "I clocked you at 2200km/s!"

Electron "Great! Now I'm lost"

Loving this haha

[8Ace]

R8VXF said:

Ha, nine days and I finally get it

[R8VXF]

8Ace said:

Ha, nine days and I finally get it

[SirSquidalot]

ISIS are starting up their own tech support business. Apparently specializing in headless servers.

[Nom de ploom]

Blayney said:

GrumpyTwig said:

A police man pulls over a Spanish photon:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Photon "c."


Another office pulls over an electron:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Electron "No officer."

Officer "I clocked you at 2200km/s!"

Electron "Great! Now I'm lost"

Loving this haha

sorry, this is beyond my locus of nerd....

can someone explain the latter part? thanks

[McAndy]

Nom de ploom said:

sorry, this is beyond my locus of nerd....

can someone explain the latter part? thanks

Heisenberg.

[Shaoxter]

Nom de ploom said:

Blayney said:

GrumpyTwig said:

A police man pulls over a Spanish photon:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Photon "c."


Another office pulls over an electron:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Electron "No officer."

Officer "I clocked you at 2200km/s!"

Electron "Great! Now I'm lost"

Loving this haha

sorry, this is beyond my locus of nerd....

can someone explain the latter part? thanks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principl...

[judas]

Nom de ploom said:

Blayney said:

GrumpyTwig said:

A police man pulls over a Spanish photon:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Photon "c."


Another office pulls over an electron:

Officer "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Electron "No officer."

Officer "I clocked you at 2200km/s!"

Electron "Great! Now I'm lost"

Loving this haha

sorry, this is beyond my locus of nerd....

can someone explain the latter part? thanks

In quantum mechanics, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle states that you can never simultaneously know the exact position and the exact speed of an object.

Edit: too damn slow!

[McAndy]

I had no idea how quick I needed to be, but I knew exactly where to post.

[MartG]