A bit council (Vol 4)

[Shuvi McTupya]

Thesprucegoose said:

You thik the newspapers would have fact checked her story first. She'll be on big brother next.

Fact checking? that would be a bit too much like proper reporting values.

All they want is click bait headlines .

[Baby Shark doo doo doo doo]

Interesting one today.

’Sad Selfie‘ with a dead relative in hospital followed by laughing and smiling

[S11Steve]

V8mate said:

Thesprucegoose said:

CardinalBlue said:

An update on a previous post on here... https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

You thik the newspapers would have fact checked her story first. She'll be on big brother next.

If you read the article, you'd see that she had reported the incident to the best of her knowledge. It was her little st of a son who hadn't been forthcoming with the truth.

Not that it ever warranted being shared as 'news' though.

Probably sat on the khazi staring at his phone for too long, missed dinner time, tried to wriggle out of it and blame somebody else.

Kid looks like he could do with skipping a meal or two anyway.

[eldar]

V8mate said:

If you read the article, you'd see that she had reported the incident to the best of her knowledge. It was her little st of a son who hadn't been forthcoming with the truth.

Not that it ever warranted being shared as 'news' though.

The school told her he'd been offered hot food, but she preferred to believe little Prince Longst rather than the school. Immense comedy value.

[ComStrike]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/its-been-a-c...

Piffle > Typical "travelling" family

[PurpleTurtle]

S11Steve said:

V8mate said:

Thesprucegoose said:

CardinalBlue said:

An update on a previous post on here... https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

You thik the newspapers would have fact checked her story first. She'll be on big brother next.

If you read the article, you'd see that she had reported the incident to the best of her knowledge. It was her little st of a son who hadn't been forthcoming with the truth.

Not that it ever warranted being shared as 'news' though.

Probably sat on the khazi staring at his phone for too long, missed dinner time, tried to wriggle out of it and blame somebody else.

Kid looks like he could do with skipping a meal or two anyway.

Headteachers who write 'myself' rather than 'I' = Council.

This little fker and his mother, no words. The mother says she now 'doesn't know what to do'. How about sucking it up, making a public apology to the school because you were wrong, then fking off back to oblivion.

[J4CKO]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/paren...

Some good Council Content here,

"Jayden", is it me, but is that a strong council factor as a name, see also "Kayden", just sort of says looking for an ADHD diagnosis, but probably just a and overindulged little st name.

Also, those Fuzzy Felts on her forehead, ffs ladies, leave your eyebrows alone apart from a tidy up, they look like bumpers from a pinball machine and some looks like Groucho Marx's greasepaint ones. Ming the Merciless is not a good look for teenage girls but they seem to be going for that.

[DoctorX]

J4CKO said:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/paren...

Some good Council Content here,

"Jayden", is it me, but is that a strong council factor as a name, see also "Kayden", just sort of says looking for an ADHD diagnosis, but probably just a and overindulged little st name.

Also, those Fuzzy Felts on her forehead, ffs ladies, leave your eyebrows alone apart from a tidy up, they look like bumpers from a pinball machine and some looks like Groucho Marx's greasepaint ones. Ming the Merciless is not a good look for teenage girls but they seem to be going for that.

Made a bit of a tit of herself it seems. Eyebrows gone from one extreme to the other

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Kid’s got the compo face nailed in the last picture!

[p4cks]

Glossing your interior doors and skirting boards

[V8mate]

p4cks said:

Glossing your interior doors and skirting boards

For council types, you're lucky if there's uniform plaster on the walls, never mind any form of considered decorating.

Except motivational quotes, obvs.

[alorotom]

p4cks said:

Glossing your interior doors and skirting boards

Come again??

[SpeckledJim]

alorotom said:

p4cks said:

Glossing your interior doors and skirting boards

Come again??

You could use that, but it won't last that long.

[bristolracer]

p4cks said:

Glossing your interior doors and skirting boards

Nope council will never decorate woodwork

It will be done when the housing association/ council have the property void,after that it will never be touched again.
It will over the years become nicotine stained, with filthy fingermarks all over the doors and frames normally with door furniture missing or the bad taste stuff from B and M badly installed using half the supplied screws.The door will not shut properly as Jayden has slammed it once too often and the door was never trimmed when the carpet was put down. They may have replaced the door with one of those moulded panel mdf doors which has never been painted and is badly fitted with the aforementioned bad taste door handle.

In the event that somebody is nagged enough to repaint any woodwork to clash with the latest textured glitter pound shop wall paper it must be carried out as below
No sandpaper is to be used
The woodwork must not be washed prior to painting
Masking tape shall not be used, an overlap of paint onto the frayed carpet is acceptable
Dog hair picked up by the brush and painted onto the woodwork along with any other dirt is fine.
The paint will be any other gloss colour other than white. Post office red (preferably supplied unknowingly by the post office) is a perfectly acceptable colour.
The finish will be rough as fk with all the clagged in dirt. It will be rough enough to warrant new skirtings should the house ever be refurbished.
This process will only be done once every 20 years or greater. It will then be 3 fashions away from the latest and 2 away from becoming fashionable again.

In the days when I installed sky TV the cable would be the cleanest thing in the living room, there were occasions when I wouldnt clip the cable to the skirting, but drop it down behind the sofa among the dusty broken toys,discarded shoes and piles of dog hair, knowing it wouldnt get touched ever again.

[HTP99]

Sainsburys just now:

[GOATever]

HTP99 said:

Sainsburys just now:

Kill it with fire. Nuke it from orbit. That’s detrimental to the human gene pool.

[GOATever]

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo said:

Interesting one today.

’Sad Selfie‘ with a dead relative in hospital followed by laughing and smiling

The Chinese seem to be well into taking selfies with dead relatives. I dunno what that’s about.

[The Li-ion King]

SpeckledJim said:

alorotom said:

p4cks said:

Glossing your interior doors and skirting boards

Come again??

You could use that, but it won't last that long.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

CoolHands said:

I realise that we like to think that everything's Council but, erm, really...?

[Steamer]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

CoolHands said:

I realise that we like to think that everything's Council but, erm, really...?

Ducks are just council swans

[Europa1]

HTP99 said:

Sainsburys just now:

I know they are beholden to their shareholders and should maximise profits, but I do wish supermarkets would instruct their security guards to refuse entry people who aren't dressed. It's unbelievably slovenly behaviour to go shopping, no, sorry, to step outside your front door, in nightwear.