Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[Bobberoo99]

StuntmanMike said:

Who’s is this? Parked near the perimeter.

Constable Dunstable's, although lord only knows where he is!!!!

[Bomma R1]

Has anyone looked in the boot?

He might have had one of his agoraphobia episodes again.

[StuntmanMike]

I must say, I’m impressed with the kit these Bobby’s are getting these days.

Beats an old butchers bike by miles.

Not that there’s anything wrong with the village butchers bike.

Not at all.

She’s a cracking girl.

[Bomma R1]

She was only the butcher's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said "fillet"...

[Bobberoo99]

Bomma R1 said:

She was only the butcher's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said "fillet"...

Just don't get caught by her dad, Phil "Slice and dice" Grimstone!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Bomma R1 said:

She was only the butcher's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said "fillet"...

Just don't get caught by her dad, Phil "Slice and dice" Grimstone!!!

Morning all.

[glenrobbo]

[glenrobbo]

I am so disappointed



Out of stock.

[slopes]

So having cleaned the inside of the car at the weekend and discovered that she has scratched the crap out of the plastics inside with her metal walking stick, she then informs me she has backed into a post and broken the rear bumper.




You have a futtin reversin camera and futtin parkin sensors you stupid woman, how the fut did you back into a futtin post for fut sake?

[Bomma R1]

"Look, just because my second name is Jolly doesn't mean I have to be jolly all the f***ing time..."

[Bomma R1]

Parkin sensor?



I'll wager glenrobbo would be interested in a set of those. He's partial to a slice from time to time.

[Bobberoo99]

Bomma R1 said:

Parkin sensor?



I'll wager glenrobbo would be interested in a set of those. He's partial to a slice from time to time.

Mrs Bobbers next vehicle is set to have both parkin sensors and a reversing camera, does this mean that she'll be able to avoid a plate of parkin whilst watching out for dozy pedestrians to run over whist in reverse?!?!?!

[Magooagain]

I wish someone would reverse into this solid concrete lintol.
Five hours with a diamond disc cutter and a Kango hammer to get this far.

[Bobberoo99]

Jesus Magoo, that does not look like fun!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Stihlsaw.

Or a Tall Boy.

[Magooagain]

Bobberoo99 said:

Jesus Magoo, that does not look like fun!!!!

Correct Bobber's. I'm knackered now. I've broke the outer casting U blocks away. So tomorrow it's just solid concrete with steel reinforcing in it.
Large sledge hammer should shatter it a bit at a time.hopefully!

[Bomma R1]

glenrobbo said:

Stihlsaw.

Or a Tall Boy.

Depends on how well he gets on with the neighbours I suppose.

I was thinking a Paveway might go some way to dislodging the bugger?

[Bomma R1]

'Ave it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH0xJnFXHxI

[Bobberoo99]

Bomma R1 said:

'Ave it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH0xJnFXHxI

Far too delicate, don't you have something a little more.........dramatic????

Off for a kip, do try to keep the noise down to a dull roar!!!!

[Magooagain]

glenrobbo said:

Stihlsaw.

Or a Tall Boy.

It's a in situ cast lintol.What you're looking at is a complete cast square. The left and right columns and the across foundation are all cast together and interconnected with steel.

It has to be broke away bit by bit as its way to heavy to cut out in one piece. Then each end nipped off and made good to keep the uprights in situ.
I'm then extending the left and right walls forward 2 metres and casting a new structural square with a front gable above in order to house a new campervan.