Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

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StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Morning all. wavey

StuntwomanWife currently sounds like a V4 Transit with sliding doors that’s failed it’s MOT on it’s exhaust, been in a field for thirty years and started by the chap in VVG.

Just about to get up now, from my forward position have just heard the most horrendous din, plates and cutlery clattering on a draining board I’d say.

Anyway target is about to leave his house, make sure the roads are clear of milk floats and we should be good to go.

yes

ApOrbital

9,987 posts

119 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Good morning all wavey

Bobberoo99

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38,897 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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StuntmanMike said:
Morning all. wavey

StuntwomanWife currently sounds like a V4 Transit with sliding doors that’s failed it’s MOT on it’s exhaust, been in a field for thirty years and started by the chap in VVG.

Just about to get up now, from my forward position have just heard the most horrendous din, plates and cutlery clattering on a draining board I’d say.

Anyway target is about to leave his house, make sure the roads are clear of milk floats and we should be good to go.

yes
CCCOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!wavey

Magooagain

10,055 posts

171 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Strange noises in the distance! I can't quite make it out though,maybe a lorry tipping up a load of old dinner plates or similar.

A very good morning to one and all.

My top hat bushes have arrived for the clio's steering rod ends.

If I had bought them in France I would have had to buy the whole hub assembly as its not a seperate part according to Chez Renaultsport.
A saving of over €250 has been had.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Nice one Magoo, you keep eyes on the house I’ll follow the target.

We have to stay frosty here because.......

Jesus Scrump the fking otters are on my tail.....


Magoo prime the LAWS Rockets... quickly....


shout DILLON, CATCH THAT GERMAN PILE OF st.......

ILL GET THE FRENCHMAN...

Bobberoo99

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38,897 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Every time i move i have the strange feeling of being watched.....................

White Stiletto

1,140 posts

50 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Morning all.

Minor excitement here as yesterday Mrs WS' car was released from hospital having undergone reconstructive surgery following its brush with a pillar in Sainsbury's car park. It looks as good as new but we are many £££s poorer.

And there's more, a plumber is due to arrive to see to a leaking tap (which I can't fix) between 8am and 6pm.

Not much else happening.

slopes

38,876 posts

188 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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'ing

Lady Slopes pulled off the expected and somehow her backing our car into a concrete post and breaking the bumper - despite two driver aids warning her - became my fault.
Then i became all that is wrong with the world because i took the piss.

Bobberoo99

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38,897 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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White Stiletto said:
Morning all.

Minor excitement here as yesterday Mrs WS' car was released from hospital having undergone reconstructive surgery following its brush with a pillar in Sainsbury's car park. It looks as good as new but we are many £££s poorer.

And there's more, a plumber is due to arrive to see to a leaking tap (which I can't fix) between 8am and 6pm.

Not much else happening.
Was it not worth going through the insurance WS?

slopes

38,876 posts

188 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Mind you, it could always be worserer
Unlike Stuntwhateverhisnameis, my misses neither showed her arse or went down
hehe

Bobberoo99

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38,897 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Just reading that is the closest i've come to getting any in a while!!!!

Bobberoo99

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38,897 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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The sun is shining.............the actual real sun!!!! eek
If it stays like this i'm going to clean the car when i get home!!!!

Scrump

22,205 posts

159 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Magooagain said:
My top hat bushes have arrived .
Very stylish Magoo


Bobberoo99

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38,897 posts

99 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Scrump said:
Magooagain said:
My top hat bushes have arrived .
Very stylish Magoo
A little early/late for Christmas, but very dashing none the less!!!

White Stiletto

1,140 posts

50 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Bobberoo99 said:
Was it not worth going through the insurance WS?
The last time the car was damaged while it was parked - the driver didn't stop - the cost was £900 and it went through the insurance co who insisted it was repaired at one of their approved workshops. The repair was ok and just about good enough not to warrant a complaint. This time it wasn't worth the hassle. The damage was caused some time ago and I managed to make it look presentable, but I noticed some rust appearing and arranged for John who is only a few minutes away to do it. He made a much better job of it.

Bomma R1

14,525 posts

126 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Morning all bounce

Futtette has received a message this morning informing her that her Porsche is due for its MOT next month bounce

The only issue we have with that is she doesn't own a Porsche. Never has done and in all probability never will confused

Still, no harm done. Could be worse, we could be in the middle of a National crisis...

Scrump

22,205 posts

159 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Bomma R1 said:
Morning all bounce

Futtette has received a message this morning informing her that her Porsche is due for its MOT next month bounce

The only issue we have with that is she doesn't own a Porsche. Never has done and in all probability never will confused

Still, no harm done. Could be worse, we could be in the middle of a National crisis...
That is very generous of Porsche; extending the joys of Porsche ownership to those who don’t own a Porsche.

DickyC

49,935 posts

199 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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White Stiletto said:
The last time the car was damaged while it was parked - the driver didn't stop - the cost was £900 and it went through the insurance co who insisted it was repaired at one of their approved workshops. The repair was ok and just about good enough not to warrant a complaint. This time it wasn't worth the hassle. The damage was caused some time ago and I managed to make it look presentable, but I noticed some rust appearing and arranged for John who is only a few minutes away to do it. He made a much better job of it.
Marvellous Mac, whose paint and car body repair emporium was opposite the Royal Oak in Yateley in the fifties, sixties and seventies, had an interesting method for providing estimates and quotations. You would park in front of the huge doors of his workshop - it may have been a stables at one time - and he would stalk around the car assessing the damage all the time giving a running commentary on the world passing by. I took my Sprite to see him. "See that man? Ninety years old. Cycles past here every day. Marvellous," and then, for emphasis, he waved to the old man and called out, "Marvellous!" and the old man waved back. A kitten rubbed around my legs. Mac was plagued with cats. His mouser had never been spayed and was very generous with her favours. There was always another litter of kittens. "Do you like that cat? It's yours. I'll paint it any colour you like." And then to business. Mac stopped walking round the car and gave his considered opinion. "Twe... twe... thir... thir... Insurance job is it? Sixty pounds."

Inside there was only the workshop, run efficiently by his son and son-in-law. In one corner was a desk and chair referred to as 'the office.' Pinned to the wall around the desk were postcards from satisfied customers. The address on one read "Marvellous Camberley England."

White Stiletto

1,140 posts

50 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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DickyC said:
Marvellous Mac, whose paint and car body repair emporium was opposite the Royal Oak in Yateley in the fifties, sixties and seventies, had an interesting method for providing estimates and quotations. You would park in front of the huge doors of his workshop - it may have been a stables at one time - and he would stalk around the car assessing the damage all the time giving a running commentary on the world passing by. I took my Sprite to see him. "See that man? Ninety years old. Cycles past here every day. Marvellous," and then, for emphasis, he waved to the old man and called out, "Marvellous!" and the old man waved back. A kitten rubbed around my legs. Mac was plagued with cats. His mouser had never been spayed and was very generous with her favours. There was always another litter of kittens. "Do you like that cat? It's yours. I'll paint it any colour you like." And then to business. Mac stopped walking round the car and gave his considered opinion. "Twe... twe... thir... thir... Insurance job is it? Sixty pounds."

Inside there was only the workshop, run efficiently by his son and son-in-law. In one corner was a desk and chair referred to as 'the office.' Pinned to the wall around the desk were postcards from satisfied customers. The address on one read "Marvellous Camberley England."
Characters like that are few and far between these days. There's a weird butcher near us but he's not in the "friendly weird" category. I won't go in there.

DickyC

49,935 posts

199 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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White Stiletto said:
Characters like that are few and far between these days. There's a weird butcher near us but he's not in the "friendly weird" category. I won't go in there.
Somebody Todd? Todd somebody?
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