Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Timmy40]

McAndy said:

rolando said:

Driving down Topsham Road, Exeter, this morning. Hoardings at side of road around large building development proclaiming "Millbrook, Exeter's first retirment village".
Nothing special about that, of course, except it's bang next door to the crematorium.

Layout is key to efficiency. Good town planning, that.

they could have a small conveyer connecting the two buildings.

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

[MartG]

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

[Sf_Manta]

MartG said:

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

That is.. both horribly efficient but also highly morbid

[rolando]

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

A new angle on a "community energy sheme" :shudder:

[Einion Yrth]

Sf_Manta said:

MartG said:

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

That is.. both horribly efficient but also highly morbid

Excepting that with few, rare, examples a human body has a negative calorific value.

[motco]

Einion Yrth said:

Sf_Manta said:

MartG said:

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

That is.. both horribly efficient but also highly morbid

Excepting that with few, rare, examples a human body has a negative calorific value.

Once it's desiccated it'll burn okay, I'm sure.

[Einion Yrth]

motco said:

Einion Yrth said:

Sf_Manta said:

MartG said:

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

That is.. both horribly efficient but also highly morbid

Excepting that with few, rare, examples a human body has a negative calorific value.

Once it's desiccated it'll burn okay, I'm sure.

It's the dessication that takes most of the energy - I suppose you could peg it out in the sun for a couple of months.

[motco]

Einion Yrth said:

motco said:

Einion Yrth said:

Sf_Manta said:

MartG said:

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

That is.. both horribly efficient but also highly morbid

Excepting that with few, rare, examples a human body has a negative calorific value.

Once it's desiccated it'll burn okay, I'm sure.

It's the dessication that takes most of the energy - I suppose you could peg it out in the sun for a couple of months.

Well they aren't in a hurry!

[Timmy40]

Einion Yrth said:

It's the dessication that takes most of the energy - I suppose you could peg it out in the sun for a couple of months.

Most of the little old ladies I've ever seen look pretty dessicated already.

[Baron Greenback]

rolando said:

Driving down Topsham Road, Exeter, this morning. Hoardings at side of road around large building development proclaiming "Millbrook, Exeter's first retirment village".
Nothing special about that, of course, except it's bang next door to the crematorium.

I used to drive past the Co-op Funeral service and always think of special offers of "Buy get one free" and isle of coffins with used by dates and special offers on!

[kowalski655]

rolando said:

Timmy40 said:

with a bit of thought there's probably a way they could use the residents to provide their own hot water as it were.

A new angle on a "community energy sheme" :shudder:

Also some nice ash fertiliser to spread on the OAP home's roses

[JayMawds1982]

Try telling a female receptionist at a hotel that the taxi for the guest with the surname Beldntsuk has arrived without sounding rude. (Didn't work, she sniggered when I said "bell suck")

[slyelessar]

BruceV8 said:

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.



Cheers up any visits to Stansted:



I see these buses all the time:



I'd love this as an address:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

Brilliant.

[MartG]

Edited by MartG on Thursday 18th June 12:38

[ChemicalChaos]

The 1950s racing driver Ivor Bueb (pronounced I've a boob)

[rolando]

…and the well-known Swedish rally driver Begt Axel

[leigh1050]

rolando said:

…and the well-known Swedish rally driver Begt Axel

And his speedway riding mate Bengt Andelbars.

[KP328]

I noticed the mileage on the BMW today.

[McAndy]

In the interests of equality, please post again when it reaches 084115.

[SHutchinson]

eldar said:

It amused me that the hight of the Catholic sex scandals The Time Vatican correspondent was Roger Boyes.

http://www.bishop-accountability.org/news2010/03_0...

I used to work for The Times and remember reading proofs one night when he had filed a story about a German Paedophile ring. There was a bit of a debate around changing the credit.