Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[iva cosworth]

I speelt her name wrong.

Hollie Barrie.

Not as funny.

Gets coat.

[SWTH]

My S124 has finally returned to the road:



It's first duty was to collect tonight's Chinese.

[iva cosworth]

Nice,there's one a few miles from me that could be pictured in the "Classics rotting thread"

If I ever take a pic of it,turning very mouldy green.

[Fishtigua]

There's one I see every morning the same colour. It trundles 2 bloody big German Shepard dogs to the beach for walkies.

[ApOrbital]

Crufts is on and we all like dogs.

[McAndy]

I have cinnamon and raisin bagels for breakfast tomorrow. Marvellous. Night night!

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

Would a Kia-Ora or a tub of ice cream take the pain away?

To clarify,I didn't get this joke until you mentioned usherette a little later.

ION ,Asda owes me £1.

[Impasse]

Sitting on the tarmac back at Gatwick but unfortunately some cheeky whatname has parked their plane in our spot. The last train back to mine leaves in twelve minutes. I'm very pleased I've got a room reserved at the Hilton.

[pad58]

My tea was absolutely horrid tonight .

Just sharing.

[iva cosworth]

None for me thanks,it looks horrid.

[goes to McD]

[Fishtigua]

Impasse said:

I'm very pleased I've got a room reserved at the Hilton.

Having spent the night there once, the room was so filthy they moved me to a nicer suite before I even unpacked. The slightly orange trolly-dolly I was dating at the time gave me a sympathy shag and dumped me. Went down to the carpark in the morning and had a flat rear tyre.

Not happy memories.

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

DickyC said:

Would a Kia-Ora or a tub of ice cream take the pain away?

To clarify,I didn't get this joke until you mentioned usherette a little later.

ION ,Asda owes me £1.

Just imagine how many of my jokes no one has got over the years.

I can see jokeologists analysing my stuff in the next millennium.

[RobinBanks]

I'm at my brother's birthday party. He told me that the dress theme was 1980s boy bands. There was no dress theme. I look like a bell end.

[DickyC]

Fishtigua said:

Having spent the night there once, the room was so filthy they moved me to a nicer suite before I even unpacked. The slightly orange trolly-dolly I was dating at the time gave me a sympathy shag and dumped me. Went down to the carpark in the morning and had a flat rear tyre.

Not happy memories.

She shagged you and let one of your tyres down?

It was a cry for help and you missed it.

[pad58]

Yes I was putting it politely as possible.
It was a Iceland family box of 50 pieces of chicken st.

She cooked it because sons girlfriend won't eat proper food she only eats junk, so wifey basically was catering for her .

[DickyC]

RobinBanks said:

I'm at my brother's birthday party. He told me that the dress theme was 1980s boy bands. There was no dress theme. I look like a bell end.

My first wife and I had a fancy dress party in the late 70s. We went to the door as Frankenstein's monster and a torn tights, leopard print, wild pink hair punk to find the Mixed Gender Beatles outside. Ringo said, "Is the party still on?"

[Justayellowbadge]

RobinBanks said:

I'm at my brother's birthday party. He told me that the dress theme was 1980s boy bands. There was no dress theme. I look like a bell end.

Genius.

Must try this.

[Fishtigua]

Well you'll just have to Take That.

[Impasse]

And party.

[Justayellowbadge]

Are you going to Stay?