"a bit ph private"
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Thankyou4calling said:
WD39 said:
Is that a Chateau Latour '68 I spy in the wine rack?
You sir, whilst relatively new to PH are soon going to attain full membership.There's a pic of a fit blonde woman in short shorts displaying an excellent camel hoof and your focus is on the wine rack.
Top PH marks.
Anyone who:
Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problem
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it
Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problem
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it
jogger1976 said:
Anyone who:
Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problem
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it
Very good. Do you know me? I refer to the trousers as red rather than pink though;)Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problem
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it
minerva said:
EggsBenedict said:
Was apoplectic with rage when the BBC sacked Clarkson
Please do elaborate. I think that the higher eschelons and the lower both admit to liking Clarkson. The middle classes hate him. Well, they pretend to, anyway. Seems like there's an agenda to ridicule people who wear red or mustard trousers, which is fine but is a bit of an easy target, and has been done before many times.
My points previously can be summed up as:
Thinks he knows loads about cars, but actually knows feck all because all the knowledge he gets is from Top Gear (hence the anger at the BBC sacking Clarkson)
Is massively insecure, and therefore status aware and starts threads like 'show us your coffee maker'
Spends so much time/money on stuff to impress other blokes, you start to wonder if he's in the closet
Jumps on bandwagons but not for the reasons given (e.g. superbikes are slow/council, and not because I haven't got the balls to ride one, oh no, not at all...)
Is generally a bit of a wker who gives other petrol heads a bad name (a bit like Clarkson)
superkartracer said:
NailedOn said:
Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!
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Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 28th June 19:34
WD39 said:
superkartracer said:
NailedOn said:
Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!
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Was this shot taken in your boats lavy?http://thumbsnap.com/sc/KRlE1WTP.jpg[/img]|http://t...
Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 28th June 19:34
Edited by NailedOn on Thursday 2nd July 07:52
jogger1976 said:
Anyone who:
Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problem
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it
Guilty! Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problem
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it
WD39 said:
superkartracer said:
NailedOn said:
Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!
http://thumbsnap.com/sc/KRlE1WTP.jpg[/img]|http://t...
Was this shot taken in your boats lavy?http://thumbsnap.com/sc/KRlE1WTP.jpg[/img]|http://t...
Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 28th June 19:34
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