Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Halmyre said:
Mary had a little pig
It wouldn't stop its gruntin'
She tied it to the garden gate
And kicked its little head in
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half-a-crown
But not for fetching water!
Remember the second one from The Benny Hill Show, I think...
About 11 posts up maybe?It wouldn't stop its gruntin'
She tied it to the garden gate
And kicked its little head in
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half-a-crown
But not for fetching water!
Remember the second one from The Benny Hill Show, I think...
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