Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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God decided it was finally time to send Jesus back to Earth.
He stuck out his thumb for a ride and before long a man in a truck stopped to give him a lift.
Not revealing his true identity, Jesus thanked the man for stopping.
Jesus: Wow thank you sir, so many people just ignored me standing there.
Man: don’t worry about it! That’s just what good people do.
After a few minutes driving the man leaned over and said, “Hey, I have this sandwich here, ya want some?”
Wow, thank you sir, that’s so kind of you! I’d love some,” Jesus replied.
A few more minutes passed and the man leaned over again.
“Hey I have a few beers in the cooler back there, want one?”
Amazed by the man’s kindness, Jesus replied, “Wow, sure! I’d love one. Thank you again.”
After a few more miles down the road the man looked around and said, “Hey, I uh, have a little joint here. Want to take a few puffs with me?
Jesus paused for a second and replied, “Ya know what, why not?”
So the man and Jesus went driving down the road smoking the fattest joint listening to music and having a good time.
Finally, Jesus said, “ Okay, listen! I can’t keep quiet any longer! You have been so kind, so nice, I want to tell you…I’m Jesus! God sent me down here to help the people and you’ve just been so kind. What can I do to repay you? Anything!”
The man looked at Jesus with a huge grin on his face and said, “Good s
t, huh?”
- poof*
He stuck out his thumb for a ride and before long a man in a truck stopped to give him a lift.
Not revealing his true identity, Jesus thanked the man for stopping.
Jesus: Wow thank you sir, so many people just ignored me standing there.
Man: don’t worry about it! That’s just what good people do.
After a few minutes driving the man leaned over and said, “Hey, I have this sandwich here, ya want some?”
Wow, thank you sir, that’s so kind of you! I’d love some,” Jesus replied.
A few more minutes passed and the man leaned over again.
“Hey I have a few beers in the cooler back there, want one?”
Amazed by the man’s kindness, Jesus replied, “Wow, sure! I’d love one. Thank you again.”
After a few more miles down the road the man looked around and said, “Hey, I uh, have a little joint here. Want to take a few puffs with me?
Jesus paused for a second and replied, “Ya know what, why not?”
So the man and Jesus went driving down the road smoking the fattest joint listening to music and having a good time.
Finally, Jesus said, “ Okay, listen! I can’t keep quiet any longer! You have been so kind, so nice, I want to tell you…I’m Jesus! God sent me down here to help the people and you’ve just been so kind. What can I do to repay you? Anything!”
The man looked at Jesus with a huge grin on his face and said, “Good s
t, huh?”
Skyedriver said:
vaud said:
God decided it was finally time to send Jesus back to Earth.
Cool tale bro, deserves some recognitionI nearly moved to Bedfordshire a few years ago, but the girlfriend put a stop to it.
Turned out se was Luton intolerant.
(Well you can't say I didn't warn you.)
Monkeylegend said:
Pieman68 said:
Percy Cushion said:
I refer to my wife as Five Horses because all she does is Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag.
I call mine Spanners cos whenever I look at her my nuts tighten
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