Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

[BliarOut]

8Ace said:

The person ahead of me in the queue* at the coffee shop.

"I'll have a skinny please mate".

May your eyes shrivel like raisins and your intestines wrap themselves round a tree.




* And, while we're on this thread, people who cannot spell queue.

Edited by 8Ace on Wednesday 2nd May 11:43

The word queue. It has eighty percent more letters than it actually needs.

[Hugo a Gogo]

BliarOut said:

The word queue. It has eighty percent more letters than it actually needs.

it should have 2.777 recurring letters?

[BliarOut]

Hugo a Gogo said:

BliarOut said:

The word queue. It has eighty percent more letters than it actually needs.

it should have 2.777 recurring letters?

You. I specifically dislike you now...

The word queue. You could remove 4/5 of the letters and it would still be pronounced exactly the same.

[Strangely Brown]

BliarOut said:

The word queue. It has eighty percent more letters than it actually needs.

You could say that it doesn't need 80% of its letters. But, surely, it has 400% more than it needs?

[CommanderJameson]

I am unreasonably annoyed by the (recent?) trend for people to, on FaceSpace et al, say "happy birthday" to dead relatives.

[mattnunn]

CommanderJameson said:

I am unreasonably annoyed by the (recent?) trend for people to, on FaceSpace et al, say "happy birthday" to dead relatives.

Facespace let's you communicate with the dead?

I must get this contraption.

[DrTre]

He must mean Google plus. That resembles Hades.

[goldblum]

Business suit. Short hair. Looks professional. Well spoken and courteous. Friendly. Gold hoop earring in one ear. F*ck off.

[CommanderJameson]

goldblum said:

Business suit. Short hair. Looks professional. Well spoken and courteous. Friendly. Gold hoop earring in one ear. F*ck off.

Exactly.

She should have had earrings in both ears.

[goldblum]

Male. Business suit. Short hair. Looks professional. Well spoken and courteous. Friendly. Gold hoop earring in one ear. F*ck off.

[Hugo a Gogo]

BliarOut said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

BliarOut said:

The word queue. It has eighty percent more letters than it actually needs.

it should have 2.777 recurring letters?

You. I specifically dislike you now...

The word queue. You could remove 4/5 of the letters and it would still be pronounced exactly the same.

ah right, you mean it has 400% more than it needs

[CC07 PEU]

Men who go to organised classes at the gym - bunch of absolute pussies who clearly don't know what real exercise is. Women can just about get away with it but men? Don't think so...

[Tyrewrecker]

CC07 PEU said:

Men who go to organised classes at the gym - bunch of absolute pussies who clearly don't know what real exercise is. Women can just about get away with it but men? Don't think so...

You clearly have never been to a spin class then

[goldblum]

Tyrewrecker said:

CC07 PEU said:

Men who go to organised classes at the gym - bunch of absolute pussies who clearly don't know what real exercise is. Women can just about get away with it but men? Don't think so...

You clearly have never been to a spin class then

I witness a couple of these during my working hours and both are nearly all full of frighteningly sweaty women and a small number of men clearly into the sub scene.

[V8mate]

goldblum said:

Tyrewrecker said:

CC07 PEU said:

Men who go to organised classes at the gym - bunch of absolute pussies who clearly don't know what real exercise is. Women can just about get away with it but men? Don't think so...

You clearly have never been to a spin class then

I witness a couple of these during my working hours and both are nearly all full of frighteningly sweaty women and a small number of men clearly into the sub scene.

There's a sub scene?

[Hugo a Gogo]

goldblum said:

Tyrewrecker said:

CC07 PEU said:

Men who go to organised classes at the gym - bunch of absolute pussies who clearly don't know what real exercise is. Women can just about get away with it but men? Don't think so...

You clearly have never been to a spin class then

I witness a couple of these during my working hours and both are nearly all full of frighteningly sweaty women and a small number of men clearly into the sub scene.

Das Booty?

[MartG]

Hugo a Gogo said:

goldblum said:

Tyrewrecker said:

CC07 PEU said:

Men who go to organised classes at the gym - bunch of absolute pussies who clearly don't know what real exercise is. Women can just about get away with it but men? Don't think so...

You clearly have never been to a spin class then

I witness a couple of these during my working hours and both are nearly all full of frighteningly sweaty women and a small number of men clearly into the sub scene.

Das Booty?

[singlecoil]

Mid-scene changes of viewpoint character.

[Robbo66]

goldblum said:

Male. Business suit. Short hair. Looks professional. Well spoken and courteous. Friendly. Gold hoop earring in one ear. F*ck off.

Add to that....the hole where once the hoop was pushed, buckles on shoes, a breitling watch, brown shoes with a blue suit, john terry hair do or any sign of a tat. Not that I'm picky.

[V8mate]

Robbo66 said:

goldblum said:

Male. Business suit. Short hair. Looks professional. Well spoken and courteous. Friendly. Gold hoop earring in one ear. F*ck off.

Add to that....the hole where once the hoop was pushed, buckles on shoes, a breitling watch, brown shoes with a blue suit, john terry hair do or any sign of a tat. Not that I'm picky.

Blimey. Tough crowd.