The thread for puns not jokes...

[Evangelion]

This thread needed all the Kinks Iron Maidened out of it, Moved out of the Shadows and Cast into the light of Green Day. Now all I have to do is Searcher for a really good pun that will Beatle the others.

Perhaps I'm just a Dreamer, Who knows?

[Hugo a Gogo]

Just when think you've found a Cure for this pun sickness, Wham, there goes another one. The Temptations too great for word Smiths like me

[RDMcG]

Having a good dinner...bit of Abbalone followed by Fleetwood Mac and cheese.

[STO]

I see the F1 teams have a new crew member, he take a piece of carbon fibre, heats it red hot then beats it on an anvil........... he`s the Aerosmith.

[RDMcG]

STO said:

I see the F1 teams have a new crew member, he take a piece of carbon fibre, heats it red hot then beats it on an anvil........... he`s the Aerosmith.

I have seen the temperature of the Sex Pistol they use. amazing.

[Evangelion]

Our local baker has a young girl who does pretty much the same thing with bits of dough ... she's the chappattismith.

[Hugo a Gogo]

she told me "it's my chapati and I'll cry if I want to!"
there'll be tears on her pilau tonight, if she curries on like that

[lucido grigio]

This is just Madness ,listen Sonny you should just Cher this and stop trying to Squeeze me into

Dire Straits.

I'm not going to Pretenders this is only going to go in One Direction ,going underground.

Let's Little mix it up on Saturdays.

[STO]

I`ve just been past an airport there was a u2 taxiing (sp?) some b52`s flying overhead but the led zepplin wasn`t going anywhere. Just as well Jefferson airplaine were on schedule.

[RDMcG]

I hate airport terminals and the crowds..lots of Beastie Boys, Spice Girls and Men at Work.

[lucido grigio]

RDMcG said:

I hate airport terminals and the crowds..lots of Beastie Boys, Spice Girls and Men at Work.

Not to mention the Police and their Stings.

[PoleDriver]

Sorry, can't join in at the moment, I'm just about to ram a stein of beer down my throat!

[RDMcG]

PoleDriver said:

Sorry, can't join in at the moment, I'm just about to ram a stein of beer down my throat!

I'll avoid pinted remarks but will draft a reply tomorrow............

[davhill]

I thought I'd plunge doggedly into this thread, not wanting to have a Bichon Frise me out. It Mastiff occurred to you that this could happen. Knowing this, I wanted to Boxer clever, particularly to fox the terrierists that play fast and loose with the forces of claw and order.

After all, there isn't exactly a convenient whelpline is there? Believe me I tried but after many fruitless calls, I had to replace the retriever with a sense of failure.

Yet, sled dogs didn't let me down entirely...I'd have been barking to expect them to.

As an aside, it turned out that my mother's missing favourite cardigan, a present from County Antrim, turned out not to be lost at all. That it became Irish wool found was a bonus.

But bulldogs can't be choosers. Poodling in the margin helped me think more clearly. One has to draw the canine somewhere and be dogmatic about it. Fur enough, the tail must end somewhere, as any wag will confirm. I'm far from throwing in the growl...just weighing up the situation while seeking to whippet in the bud.

[twing]

I feel like you're continuously hounding me

[FiF]

Christ, this thread goes back to the dogs. Perhaps we need a gig from The Flux Capacitors

Sorry not very punny, mastiff do better.

[twing]

This place needs proper Staff or a Boxer to keep the peace...or a cross between the two.. maybe Jess could do it?

[mickk]

Is that dog upside down?

[twing]

G'day from Aus mate! Damn this iPhone!

[mickk]

twing said:

G'day from Aus mate! Damn this iPhone!

Hope you have the right koalifications to be down under.