Tell a sad story using 3 words

[Magooagain]

Septic tank babies!

[StuntmanMike]

Cycling thread closed

[davhill]

Sump plug stripped

[Jim1064]

Corbyn thrown out

[Zippee]

I'm getting married

[anonymous-user]

Jim1064 said:

Corbyn thrown out

not sad though.

[Daveb257]

Rather firm stool

[Semmelweiss]

Zippee said:

I'm getting married

Get a solicitor

[alfaspecial]

Harry Married Meghan

[LJFoley]

Taken too soon.

[Moulder]

Ikea, Croydon, Saturday.

[728 days later]

Card declined sir

[SeeFive]

Nobby becomes stiff

For clarity, the 1966 World Cup team member Nobby Stiles has passed away today.

[Nimby]

Only four left.

[Daveb257]

Rather firm stool

[Roboticarm]

Potential national lockdown

[Trophy Husband]

Friend passed. 47.

[Mammasaid]

Funeral at tennish

[vulture1]

SNP won independence...

[evil len]

Sean Connery Died