Geek Jokes

[MartG]

https://medium.com/@jeremybornstein/edward-snowden...

[PoleDriver]

I hope this isn't a pea roast!
René Descartes walks into his favorite bar. The bartender says "Hey, René, gonna have your usual?"
"I don't think I am." And he disappears,

[ClockworkCupcake]

PoleDriver said:

I hope this isn't a pea roast!
René Descartes walks into his favourite bar. The bartender says "Hey, René, gonna have your usual?"
"I don't think I am." And he disappears,

[MartG]

[RJO]

[quote=PoleDriver]I hope this isn't a pea roast!
René Descartes quote]

And says, "I am, therefore I think".


Or is that putting Descartes before the horse.

[Vaud]

RJO said:

Or is that putting Descartes before the horse.

Brilliant!

[ClockworkCupcake]

RJO said:

Or is that putting Descartes before the horse.

[MartG]

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[ChemicalChaos]

Whilst learning how to use the Headspace GC at work....

Colleague 1: So this bit at the top is the oven compartment, that vaporises the sample for the needle to inject
Colleague 2, who likes baking: What temperature does it run at? Could you cook something in there?
Colleague 1: What do you think the headspace is for? That's so your cake has room to rise!

[h0b0]

Very limited audience for that one Chemical chaos!

In the days when we could put our ashtrays on the Mass Spec, my colleagues would keep their lunch warm in the GC oven. Amazingly, that was early 2000's so not that long ago.

Edited by h0b0 on Wednesday 27th July 18:02

[ChemicalChaos]

Well, apparently someone at my place was caught 5 or 6 years ago using the 800 degree muffle furnace to make toast....

[ajprice]

CSS code pun stuff

http://webdesignledger.com/28-css-puns-to-brighten...

[durbster]

ajprice said:

CSS code pun stuff

http://webdesignledger.com/28-css-puns-to-brighten...

Good but slightly ruined by the inane comments explaining each joke.

I'm not sure I get the if(...) return; one

[Nardiola]

ClockworkCupcake said:

RJO said:

Or is that putting Descartes before the horse.

Have another!

Edited by Nardiola on Wednesday 27th July 09:43

[jammy_basturd]

durbster said:

ajprice said:

CSS code pun stuff

http://webdesignledger.com/28-css-puns-to-brighten...

Good but slightly ruined by the inane comments explaining each joke.

I'm not sure I get the if(...) return; one

The if(...) one is just that there are some people who use curly braces even when they are not required, and some who don't.

[durbster]

jammy_basturd said:

The if(...) one is just that there are some people who use curly braces even when they are not required, and some who don't.

That's what I got from it but thought there might be something I'd missed.

Plus, surely there are three, because you could do if(...) return; on one line

[MartG]