Geek Jokes

[klootzak]

From our IT guy, earlier today ...

"Your Mac has a bad case of compileobacter ... a program bug that made it st itself."

Alas it took me a while :-S

k

[MartG]

[ajprice]

[LordGrover]

Topical

[MartG]

[MartG]

[MissChief]

[omgus]

MartG said:

[driverrob]

MissChief said:

That took a second or two.

[MartG]

[Hugo a Gogo]

MartG said:

a Neat-shuh market?

[Mammasaid]

Hugo a Gogo said:

MartG said:

a Neat-shuh market?

Nietzsche ~ Niche....

[xRIEx]

Mammasaid said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

MartG said:

a Neat-shuh market?

Nietzsche ~ Niche....

American pronunciation is (usually) somewhere between (and including) 'nitch' to 'neetch' rather than our 'neesh'.

[Hugo a Gogo]

but 'Nietzsche' is still two syllables whereas niche is only ever one

[xRIEx]

Hugo a Gogo said:

but 'Nietzsche' is still two syllables whereas niche is only ever one

Yeah. It's a pun, don't overthink it.

[marshalla]

xRIEx said:

Yeah. It's a pun, don't overthink it.

More pun-ish, than true pun.

[Mammasaid]

marshalla said:

xRIEx said:

Yeah. It's a pun, don't overthink it.

More pun-ish, than true pun.

I think he's been pun-ished enough.....

I'm here all day.....

[MartG]

What did the physicist say when the student asked him to explain turning effects?

Give me a moment and then we can torque.

[MartG]

[durbster]

MartG said:

I'm fine with that. It's quite conceivable that a society could have developed warp drives but not wifi.