Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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Cobnapint

8,650 posts

153 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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JonRB said:
BorkFactor said:
The dogs that live in the house next to my Grandmother's house.

Every time you walk to the front garden they just bark their fking heads off even though their hedge is 7 feet high and they can't see st!
Maybe your Grandmother should buy the dogs and then the neighbours will see how *they* like it.
Better still, just buy a fking air-horn with some back-up canisters. Every time the dogs bark - return fire with the air-horn.

They'll soon get the message. So will the owners.

droopsnoot

12,141 posts

244 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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A banner ad for some gift shop that's just appeared at the top of the page that says "The beauty of gifting" in it. Why did we stop using "giving" in favour of "gifting"? Almost as annoying as the opposite - "I have an ask" - no you don't, you have a question, or a requirement, or a request. We didn't need another synonym.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

235 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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people who seem to think think saying "one' is just a posh way of saying "I"

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Hugo a Gogo said:
people who seem to think think saying "one' is just a posh way of saying "I"
Opulent Bob never does that. He does something far more annoying.

PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

220 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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OpulentBob said:
Opulent Bob never does that. He does something far more annoying.
hehe

bernhund

3,767 posts

195 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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How about the fact the delete button (usually 3) on a mobile is next to the save button (2) when using voicemail. Why the fk can't it be 9? You know, nowhere near where you can delete a very important message because the buttons are so small for a finger.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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bernhund said:
How about the fact the delete button (usually 3) on a mobile is next to the save button (2) when using voicemail. Why the fk can't it be 9? You know, nowhere near where you can delete a very important message because the buttons are so small for a finger.
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

colonel c

7,893 posts

241 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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When somebody on the other end of the phone say 'I'll get him to ring you back'. You just know no bugger will call back. irked


MartG

20,771 posts

206 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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tts driving around at dusk with no lights on

The Vambo

6,731 posts

143 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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People (mostly on the lease deals thread) who have decided to do something describing it as "pulling the trigger".

It's doing my feckin' tits in.

colonel c

7,893 posts

241 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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The Vambo said:
People (mostly on the lease deals thread) who have decided to do something describing it as "pulling the trigger".

It's doing my feckin' tits in.
I have no idea what that means but I think they should be shot.

JonRB

75,191 posts

274 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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colonel c said:
I have no idea what that means but I think they should be shot.
What you did there... I see it.

wink

MartG

20,771 posts

206 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Donald Trump's fking stupid combover


bencollins

3,542 posts

207 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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SpeckledJim said:
16v stretch said:
just made this guy seam parsimonious and hedonistic.
Word-of-the-day bog roll?
laugh

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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bencollins said:
SpeckledJim said:
16v stretch said:
just made this guy seam parsimonious and hedonistic.
Word-of-the-day bog roll?
laugh
Doesn't scan.
Tight fisted and wanting to have a good time

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

181 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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WD39 said:
Doesn't scan.
Tight fisted and wanting to have a good time
Somehow that's how I imagine ChemicalChaos.

MartG

20,771 posts

206 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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WD39 said:
bencollins said:
SpeckledJim said:
16v stretch said:
just made this guy seam parsimonious and hedonistic.
Word-of-the-day bog roll?
laugh
Doesn't scan.
Tight fisted and wanting to have a good time
Not to mention seam instead of seem wink

JonRB

75,191 posts

274 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Customers in supermarkets who have a jolly good natter with the checkout staff. I don't just mean pleasant smalltalk, I mean full-on catching up on the gossip, talking about the kids, relatives, and the like.

I had that this afternoon, and the conversation was continuing even after payment had been made and the receipt handed over. In the end I had to be terribly un-British and say "could we get on with this please?" at which point the checkout lady looked very embarrassed and then proceeded to scan my stuff through so quickly I could barely keep up with the packing.

colonel c

7,893 posts

241 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Being a total fkwit and replacing the wrong headlight bulb twice in the cold and wet. irked

bazza white

3,590 posts

130 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Me telling her a few weeks ago not to bother with valentine's day as I'd rather just surprise her at other times and I buy her the odd random gift. She agrees.

Today I ask what she's up to, she replies just gift shopping I then ask what for, for valentine's day.


Ffs
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