Geek Jokes

[Bullett]

Wires are always more reliable than wireless, and that's what you need when flying a spaceship faster than light, reliable communications.

"It ain't like dusting crops"

[Dr Jekyll]

Bullett said:

Wires are always more reliable than wireless, and that's what you need when flying a spaceship faster than light, reliable communications.

"It ain't like dusting crops"

It's also harder for the Cylons to hack into it.

[HappyMidget]

MartG said:

That was nearly a coffee/keyboard interface!

[Newc]

I'm going to the annual academic conference on Fibonacci research next week. Should be a good attendance this year, I'm hoping it's as big as the last two years' combined.

[judas]

MartG said:

Clearly not powered by an iPhone 7 then

[jammy_basturd]

By the time we can fly around in spacecraft in the outer regions of space the iPhone will just be a Home button. Still with crappy fingerprint recognition though.

[K12beano]

(She insists upon calling me that...)

[Tonsko]

MartG said:

I love that the Cray-1s came with seats, as if the idea was to put it in your reception.

[MartG]

[Johnnytheboy]

I'm like that with RALs and Pantones because of work...

[bigandclever]

Tonsko said:

MartG said:

I love that the Cray-1s came with seats, as if the idea was to put it in your reception.

The seat was used in a key scene in Sneakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coDtzN6bXAM

[lufbramatt]

MartG said:

Very good, very true too!

(I design model plane kits :-) )

[MartG]

[MartG]

What's copper nitrate? Police man's overtime

[Muntu]

[McAndy]

Muntu said:

I enjoyed that.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Conjunctivitis.com

Now there's a site for sore eyes.

[Alex]

McAndy said:

I enjoyed that.

It is actually correct too (I checked).

[Alex]

Muntu said:

here comes twelve, it’s two-two-three,
and twice again for all to see,
and twenty next ( being five and four,
or five – two – two to factor more )
and then the product of a three
by root of four ( too real for me
let’s call it two, keep it discrete,
to keep our numbers nice and neat)

collect those numbers in a bin
then from that bag we’ll set them in-
-to groups of seven, nice and neat,
to make the reservoir deplete.
Then count the sets till we arrive
at ending; then add fifty-five
(or five elevens, eleven fives)
the answer thus we now derive

for nine times nine is what we get
(but don’t forget the empty set)

[tangerine_sedge]

lufbramatt said:

MartG said:

Very good, very true too!

(I design model plane kits :-) )

Not that accurate, not enough greys

P.s. lufbramatt : get back to work on completing the design work on that 1/72 Phantom that Airfix will be announcing at Telford