A bit council Vol 2

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dudleybloke

19,993 posts

188 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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wilfandrowlf said:
austinsmirk said:
Why.................. Why did I have to look at that link? eekeekeek

ETA, "single mother", you mean to tell me someone has actually sh***ed that! hurl
Looks like Big Daddy the wrestler in drag.

motco

16,012 posts

248 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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"...adver-tyesment..." rolleyes

baldy1926

2,136 posts

202 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
There's no way that she is 20 she's got to be 30+ an that's not stone either

Rich1973

1,202 posts

179 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Size 16 according to the article.
I need some eyebrows tattooing to my hairline to get them high enough in surprise at that quoted size.

ApOrbital

10,017 posts

120 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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She is on channel 5+1 right now frown

AstonZagato

12,773 posts

212 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Not wearing a seat belt. Kids not in car seats.

grayze

790 posts

170 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
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anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Still would though.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

125 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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if she only got a gig to dance at a wedding in a flat roofed pub, where a fight then broke out between the bride and grooms family over taking too much chicken from the buffet, resulting in key guests of the wedding party spending their night in custody: we'd have thread nirvana.

Jordan210

4,545 posts

185 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Might have been posted before. But this



Also its Mummy

shakotan

10,733 posts

198 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Rich1973 said:
Size 16 according to the article.
I need some eyebrows tattooing to my hairline to get them high enough in surprise at that quoted size.
bks, more like 26.

Ste1987

1,798 posts

108 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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shakotan said:
Rich1973 said:
Size 16 according to the article.
I need some eyebrows tattooing to my hairline to get them high enough in surprise at that quoted size.
bks, more like 26.
I really hope it was typo, no wonder my ex felt like a heffer at size 16 if that's what the media are saying is a size 16!

PurpleTurtle

7,129 posts

146 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe

TheOversteerLever

1,341 posts

215 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
Ho lee sheeet! My council-o-meter has just gone bang!

krunchkin

2,209 posts

143 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Doncaster there

krunchkin

2,209 posts

143 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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"as she attempts to breathe flames with vegetable oil. "

Love it. Blowing flames with the stuff she's cooked the previous night's chips in.


Neil H

15,323 posts

253 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Denim body-warmers.

Dog Star

16,190 posts

170 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
Oh. My. God! WANT! cloud9

oakdale

1,811 posts

204 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe
Chazabelle Royale rofl

Thankyou4calling

10,641 posts

175 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Dog Star said:
Oh. My. God! WANT! cloud9
Here he is, right on cue.

Fill your boots mate.
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