The thread for puns not jokes...

[RDMcG]

mickk said:

twing said:

G'day from Aus mate! Damn this iPhone!

Hope you have the right koalifications to be down under.

If you don't you'll be hauled up to kangaroo court

[lucido grigio]

RDMcG said:

mickk said:

twing said:

G'day from Aus mate! Damn this iPhone!

Hope you have the right koalifications to be down under.

If you don't you'll be hauled up to kangaroo court

That's not very ab original...

[twing]

didjeridu that on purpose?

[RDMcG]

lucido grigio said:

That's not very ab original...

Sorry I was on the phone answering a question. A boomer rang and asked what could a didgery do?

[RDMcG]

twing said:

didjeridu that on purpose?

Well I was not Holden back.

[twing]

That's the problem with the yute of today

[RDMcG]

twing said:

That's the problem with the yute of today

They. Behave in a barbierous way

[lucido grigio]

I'm Bendigo backwards keeping this going.

[twing]

lucido grigio said:

I'm Bendingo backwards keeping this going.

Works better with th N digenous people

[RDMcG]

Amazing immigration to Aus. One of my mates has a father from London and a mother from Tehran. He's a PomIranian.

[twing]

RDMcG said:

Amazing immigration to Aus. One of my mates has a father from London and a mother from Tehran. He's a PomIranian.

oh Christ we're back to dogging again

[RDMcG]

twing said:

oh Christ we're back to dogging again

Or even threesomes. The question is one cockatoo?

[twing]

RDMcG said:

Or even threesomes. The question is one cockatoo?

I'm a lover not a (sword) fighter

[FiF]

RDMcG said:

Or even threesomes. The question is one cockatoo?

And seeing as Aussies are partial to a barbie, there is the issue of a spit roast.



(Sharp intake of breath by mods yet again.)

[RDMcG]

twing said:

I'm a lover not a (sword) fighter

Now you're sitting on the fencing

[lucido grigio]

RDMcG said:

twing said:

I'm a lover not a (sword) fighter

Now you're sitting on the fencing

I'm not Epee with this.

[twing]

RDMcG said:

Now you're sitting on the fencing

I'm staying well away from the post though

[twing]

FiF said:

(Sharp intake of breath by mods yet again.)

Is that while they brace themselves? I take it they are receivers rather than givers?!

[RDMcG]

twing said:

I'm staying well away from the post though

Of course or you could have post traumatic stress

[Jonmx]

RDMcG said:

twing said:

I'm staying well away from the post though

Of course or you could have post traumatic stress

I can't stress this enough!