A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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Crumpet

3,901 posts

181 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Jesus! The names! biggrin

It’s not access to education and services that’s affecting social mobility, it’s parents choosing stupid names. You’re never going to be seen by a doctor named Jaxon, are you!

HTP99

22,641 posts

141 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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"A family is a little world created by love"

Eurghhhh what utter cringe!

vtecyo

2,122 posts

130 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bullett said:
The DIY on a budget page on facebook is a rich hunting ground.
Top post, good work.

Spare tyre

9,683 posts

131 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bullett said:
The DIY on a budget page on facebook is a rich hunting ground.
Lots of council points here;
Badly executed
Mix and match fonts
Writing on walls
Tacky
and the names!






I edited the kid out in the last one but it was a council classic of that stupid headband thing they all seem to wear.
God bless the taxpayer

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Crumpet said:
Jesus! The names! biggrin

It’s not access to education and services that’s affecting social mobility, it’s parents choosing stupid names. You’re never going to be seen by a doctor named Jaxon, are you!
I don't know if this is still correct, but the best-paid name used to be Timothy.

It's definitely a real thing though. Stupid names are not going to be of any use in getting past the first and second passes of CV filtering.

alorotom

11,965 posts

188 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
Crumpet said:
Jesus! The names! biggrin

It’s not access to education and services that’s affecting social mobility, it’s parents choosing stupid names. You’re never going to be seen by a doctor named Jaxon, are you!
I don't know if this is still correct, but the best-paid name used to be Timothy.

It's definitely a real thing though. Stupid names are not going to be of any use in getting past the first and second passes of CV filtering.
Depends how multinational the company is ... I've know a couple of Jaxons in US pharma who are very good at their jobs and earn big big bucks

LimaDelta

6,538 posts

219 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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alorotom said:
Depends how multinational the company is ... I've know a couple of Jaxons in US pharma who are very good at their jobs and earn big big bucks
The US - council.

Dog Star

16,166 posts

169 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
I don't know if this is still correct, but the best-paid name used to be Timothy.

It's definitely a real thing though. Stupid names are not going to be of any use in getting past the first and second passes of CV filtering.
Absolutely. The professionally outraged will get upset about it but a ridiculous name sets so many alarm bells ringing that you aren't even going to bother - in the bin! It's a fact of life. The other thing is that do you really want "Deliylah Luna" representing your company (unless you're a pimp)? It makes you look ridiculous.

A good name costs precisely nothing, and yet can have a marked influence on the perception of and prosperity of your offspring, be it at an interview or in criminal court. Giving your kid a stupid name is no different than giving them a stupid facial tattoo; it might be "yer 'ooman rights" but that doesn't mean it's not stupid.


PositronicRay

27,097 posts

184 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Dog Star said:
SpeckledJim said:
I don't know if this is still correct, but the best-paid name used to be Timothy.

It's definitely a real thing though. Stupid names are not going to be of any use in getting past the first and second passes of CV filtering.
Absolutely. The professionally outraged will get upset about it but a ridiculous name sets so many alarm bells ringing that you aren't even going to bother - in the bin! It's a fact of life. The other thing is that do you really want "Deliylah Luna" representing your company (unless you're a pimp)? It makes you look ridiculous.

A good name costs precisely nothing, and yet can have a marked influence on the perception of and prosperity of your offspring, be it at an interview or in criminal court. Giving your kid a stupid name is no different than giving them a stupid facial tattoo; it might be "yer 'ooman rights" but that doesn't mean it's not stupid.
If the kids sensible they'll adopt a conventional name, if not then QED.

wolfracesonic

7,090 posts

128 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Who’s going to be the first to name their kids Sydney, local, Tokyo and London; I’ve got just the thing for you.

NickCQ

5,392 posts

97 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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wolfracesonic said:
Who’s going to be the first to name their kids Sydney, local, Tokyo and London; I’ve got just the thing for you.
rofl

yanyan

615 posts

213 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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I nominate Claire Sweeney for a council award...

She already has her Christmas tree up and her son is called Jaxon. Check the nick of the tree. Surely worthy of a council medal of honour.


bristolracer

5,553 posts

150 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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The names on Eddie Stobart trucks-Council

borcy

3,064 posts

57 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Statues in the front garden, council.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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borcy said:
Statues in the front garden, council.
Stately homes are Council? Jeez, tough crowd.

BaldOldMan

4,677 posts

65 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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PositronicRay said:
If the kids sensible they'll adopt a conventional name, if not then QED.
There was some research done on this in the US

Uneducated black families naming girls being the worst offenders - there were numerous (deliberate ?) misspellings of Unique as a name and seemed to be a thing to try to name your daughter with a made up name.

The kids that legally changed their names did noticeably better in life than those that didn't.

The research was somewhat inconclusive though - was it having a normal name that gave them a boost - or was it the sort of person who recognised the stupidity and changed their name, was likely to succeed in life.......

'Ghetto' is the US equivalent of Council

https://www.momjunction.com/articles/ghetto-baby-n...

https://abcnews.go.com/2020/top-20-whitest-blackes...



Edited by BaldOldMan on Wednesday 20th November 21:29

Honk

1,986 posts

204 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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BaldOldMan said:
PositronicRay said:
If the kids sensible they'll adopt a conventional name, if not then QED.
There was some research done on this in the US

Uneducated black families naming girls being the worst offenders - there were numerous (deliberate ?) misspellings of Unique as a name and seemed to be a thing to try to name your daughter with a made up name.

The kids that legally changed their names did noticeably better in life than those that didn't.

The research was somewhat inconclusive though - was it having a normal name that gave them a boost - or was it the sort of person who recognised the stupidity and changed their name, was likely to succeed in life.......

'Ghetto' is the US equivalent of Council

https://www.momjunction.com/articles/ghetto-baby-n...

https://abcnews.go.com/2020/top-20-whitest-blackes...



Edited by BaldOldMan on Wednesday 20th November 21:29
All that cream, all those cherries.....it was tough growing up in the gateau.

J4CKO

41,723 posts

201 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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We are being council, put the lights on the big Rhododendron in the front garden last weekend.

Not much to do with Christmas, its mainly as got the kids coming home, one of them has a birthday and its grim out so a load of brightly coloured lights outside is very welcoming.


djc206

12,418 posts

126 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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BaldOldMan said:
There was some research done on this in the US

Uneducated black families naming girls being the worst offenders - there were numerous (deliberate ?) misspellings of Unique as a name and seemed to be a thing to try to name your daughter with a made up name.

The kids that legally changed their names did noticeably better in life than those that didn't.

The research was somewhat inconclusive though - was it having a normal name that gave them a boost - or was it the sort of person who recognised the stupidity and changed their name, was likely to succeed in life.......

'Ghetto' is the US equivalent of Council

https://www.momjunction.com/articles/ghetto-baby-n...

https://abcnews.go.com/2020/top-20-whitest-blackes...



Edited by BaldOldMan on Wednesday 20th November 21:29
Ghetto is more poor ethnic minorities than council although some of the names they come up with are definitely council. The yanks also have trailer trash, they’re probably more traditionally council than ghetto. Think the scene from Ted when Mark Wahlberg rattles all the names off.

w1bbles

1,008 posts

137 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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J4CKO said:
We are being council, put the lights on the big Rhododendron in the front garden last weekend.

Not much to do with Christmas, its mainly as got the kids coming home, one of them has a birthday and its grim out so a load of brightly coloured lights outside is very welcoming.
Depends whether it’s a ponticum or not. Ponticum = council. More than likely your local Council invasive species removal squad (is that a thing?).
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