A bit council (Vol 4)

[Countdown]

ninepoint2 said:

Hmm, sister and daughter same age

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/s...

So they'd got an apology, AND a refund, AND replacement meals but still went to complain to the local papers.....classy.

[21st Century Man]

Appaling. Should've had a fresh raw egg yolk with it.

[can't remember]

ninepoint2 said:

Hmm, sister and daughter same age

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/s...

Mossley is one of the weirdest places on earth. Some of the nicest people you will ever meet in your life mixed in with the wrongest of the wrong.

[ApOrbital]

21st Century Man said:

Appaling. Should've had a fresh raw egg yolk with it.

Appalling spelling, just messing with you mate crack on.

[bluezedd]

This guy is absolute council:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96CZJcUL3ZM

He went to jail for stealing a Harry Potter book (no joke). Still I do enjoy seeing the drama, it's like watching a car crash.

Unfortunately one of my friends is a doppleganger for him (but without the tattoos), but he is the complete polar opposite of him in terms of attitude.

[21st Century Man]

ApOrbital said:

21st Century Man said:

Appaling. Should've had a fresh raw egg yolk with it.

Appalling spelling, just messing with you mate crack on.

Oops. Not like me. Apologies. Spellcheck let me down. Appailing.

[AC43]

Man buns,

Utter fkin council.

[V8mate]

AC43 said:

Man buns,

Utter fkin council.

?

[AC43]

V8mate said:

AC43 said:

Man buns,

Utter fkin council.

?

No I mean blokes with their hair tied up in a top knot or bun thing.

Council as fk.

[BaldOldMan]

AC43 said:

No I mean blokes with their hair tied up in a top knot or bun thing.

Council as fk.

You're going to have to do a bit better than that - care to explain why, as it's not obvious......

[Drihump Trolomite]

Countdown said:

ninepoint2 said:

Hmm, sister and daughter same age

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/s...

So they'd got an apology, AND a refund, AND replacement meals but still went to complain to the local papers.....classy.

Shes from Ashton, a once prosperous market town now sadly a huge council estate.

Mossley is a lovely place dragged down by its proximity to the north

[SlimJim16v]

AC43 said:

Man buns,

Utter fkin council.

I always thought this was hipster. That's who I see it on.

[Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area]

Drihump Trolomite said:

Shes from Ashton, a once prosperous market town now sadly a huge council estate.

Mossley is a lovely place dragged down by its proximity to the north

I doubt whether “Mossley” and “lovely” have ever been used in the same sentence before!

[eldar]

SlimJim16v said:

I always thought this was hipster. That's who I see it on.

Hipsters, metropolitan council.

[vtecyo]

funkyrobot said:

I know someone who has a grandson older than his daughter. The grandson's auntie is younger than him.

Can't quite get my head around that one.

[Shuvi McTupya]

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

I know someone who has a grandson older than his daughter. The grandson's auntie is younger than him.

Can't quite get my head around that one.

I get the first bit, but the second sentence is making my head hurt..

[CanAm]

Shuvi McTupya said:

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

I know someone who has a grandson older than his daughter. The grandson's auntie is younger than him.

Can't quite get my head around that one.

I get the first bit, but the second sentence is making my head hurt..

The auntie and the daughter are one and the same person.

[HTP99]

CanAm said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

I know someone who has a grandson older than his daughter. The grandson's auntie is younger than him.

Can't quite get my head around that one.

I get the first bit, but the second sentence is making my head hurt..

The auntie and the daughter are one and the same person.

My wifes cousins father (I guess the wifes uncle, only by a previous marriage as he used to be married to the wifes aunt) is married to her husbands sister, they all have young children so the children are both cousins and nieces and nephews (I think!!) and it also makes the sister of her husband the cousins sister-in- law and step mum!!

[borcy]

HTP99 said:

CanAm said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

I know someone who has a grandson older than his daughter. The grandson's auntie is younger than him.

Can't quite get my head around that one.

I get the first bit, but the second sentence is making my head hurt..

The auntie and the daughter are one and the same person.

My wifes cousins father (I guess the wifes uncle, only by a previous marriage as he used to be married to the wifes aunt) is married to her husbands sister, they all have young children so the children are both cousins and nieces and nephews (I think!!) and it also makes the sister of her husband the cousins sister-in- law and step mum!!

Sounds like a 19th century European royal family.

[CanAm]

borcy said:

HTP99 said:

CanAm said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

I know someone who has a grandson older than his daughter. The grandson's auntie is younger than him.

Can't quite get my head around that one.

I get the first bit, but the second sentence is making my head hurt..

The auntie and the daughter are one and the same person.

My wifes cousins father (I guess the wifes uncle, only by a previous marriage as he used to be married to the wifes aunt) is married to her husbands sister, they all have young children so the children are both cousins and nieces and nephews (I think!!) and it also makes the sister of her husband the cousins sister-in- law and step mum!!

Sounds like a 19th century European royal family.

Or the novelty song I'm My Own Grandpa