You know you are getting old when...

[DoubleSix]

hungry_hog said:

Last time I was there they had a white cotton lab coat (the sort you wear for chemistry at school) with graffiti on it for 1400 quid! Full of tourists wearing what looked like sleeping bags trying to buy the latest Japanese camouflage hoody

Thanks for the lols...

[RowntreesCabana]

All the acts on "Live At The Apollo" look like students.

[Frimley111R]

When the next 20-something year old female to get their hands on my tackle will be working in my nursing home!

[motco]

RowntreesCabana said:

All the acts on "Live At The Apollo" look like students.

And swear like middle school kids when the teacher leaves the room. To quote Flanders and Swan:
Ma's out, Pa's out, let's be rude. Dance in the garden in the nude. Pee, po, belly, bum drawers!"

See here

[Storer]

Frimley111R said:

When the next 20-something year old female to get their hands on my tackle will be working in my nursing home!

[Laurel Green]

When you see a pretty girl walking by and you think 'what a pretty girl'.

[Riley Blue]

...it's no longer worth buying green bananas.

[Abbott]

Laurel Green said:

When you see a pretty girl walking by and you think 'what a pretty girl'.

[Morningside]

Cpme to post something on the getting old thread then realise you've already done it

[kentlad]

Morningside said:

Cpme to post something on the getting old thread then realise you've already done it

you come to post something on this thread and forget what it was.

[geeman237]

....you know how to use an old fashioned rotary dial phone.....

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/...

(sorry if this one's been done before)

[P5BNij]

geeman237 said:

....you know how to use an old fashioned rotary dial phone.....

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/...

(sorry if this one's been done before)

And remember how long ago it was that you were doing very bad impressions of the new-fangled 'trimphone' in the playground at school...

[Sticks.]

geeman237 said:

....you know how to use an old fashioned rotary dial phone.....

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/...

(sorry if this one's been done before)

And you remember the joke 'Do you ever use your dictaphone?'
'No, but I sometimes use a pencil'.

[Gaspowered]

I've pulled a muscle wiping my arse. Do I have to start doing a warm up routine and stretches before going to the toilet now?

[Jonny TVR]

P5BNij said:

Turned 53 in September, the concept of time baffles me no end sometimes, as daft as it sounds.
my Nan looking at the 'Get Carter' posters on the front of a number 273 bus in King Street, Hammersmith and calling Michael Caine a 'Nancy boy'.

Edited by P5BNij on Wednesday 19th December 16:56

That made me laugh .. not sure he has ever been called that before, but he is an actor I suppose.

[Morningside]

geeman237 said:

....you know how to use an old fashioned rotary dial phone.....

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/...

(sorry if this one's been done before)

Pulling the dial back with your finger so it dials quicker.

[P5BNij]

Jonny TVR said:

P5BNij said:

Turned 53 in September, the concept of time baffles me no end sometimes, as daft as it sounds.
my Nan looking at the 'Get Carter' posters on the front of a number 273 bus in King Street, Hammersmith and calling Michael Caine a 'Nancy boy'.

Edited by P5BNij on Wednesday 19th December 16:56

That made me laugh .. not sure he has ever been called that before, but he is an actor I suppose.

My Nan was a dead ringer for Dandy Nichols who played Alf Garnett's long suffering Mrs, she also had a very similar voice, just picture Mrs Garnett saying 'Nancy boy' with a slight sneer and you get the picture!

[Jonny TVR]

P5BNij said:

My Nan was a dead ringer for Dandy Nichols who played Alf Garnett's long suffering Mrs, she also had a very similar voice, just picture Mrs Garnett saying 'Nancy boy' with a slight sneer and you get the picture!

Sounds like a character

[nonsequitur]

Morningside said:

Cpme to post something on the getting old thread then realise you've already done it

What Thread?

[anonymous-user]

Your once profitable way of life robbing the weekly payroll on it's way from the bank to the factory just doesn't pay so well any more.

Mainly cos no one gets paid in cash anymore and there are no factories any more.