A bit council Vol 2

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anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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oakdale said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe
Chazabelle Royale rofl
Wi' cheez...

dudleybloke

19,974 posts

188 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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OpulentBob said:
oakdale said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe
Chazabelle Royale rofl
Wi' cheez...
Its what they call a quarter tonner in France.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

125 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3612740/Wo...

again, council gold. Nice picture of a lady leaning on a dole pole. Thinks she can't get a free home to live in due to "immigrants".

Their evidence, well they've looked at varying new occupants and decided they are immigrants.


As some of you know, or not, one of the reasons I am the judge of this thread, is my work in social housing. In respect of the above, I ran a cities entire housing options/homeless/asylum service for some 14 years.


Anyway, immigrants jump no queue. All people, if they are eligable under the housing act, are treated fairly and equally. What you find is the great fat unwashed British public only prepared to accept the premium properties, pretending to be homeless, in need as part of it.

The more unfortunate, vulnerable and often those from foreign lands, take the dire properties that no one else will. Wow, no news there really, go far enough back, was it any different to the Irish coming to England to live in slums for works ? Or Europeans travelling to America in search of a better life ?


the reality is, EU immigrants taking social housing, tend to be in work, look after their homes and be great people.

The non EU immigrants, eg those from Asia, are the ones instantly asking for benefits and significantly in need of health care and tend to have really rather large families.

rant over.

Piersman2

6,609 posts

201 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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oakdale said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe
Chazabelle Royale rofl
The 'reporter' must have been pissing themselves writing that and deserves a Viz award for services to journalism. Every line is a gem! laugh

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I know it's shallow, but what a cugly funt. I bet half of her conversations are held at a very loud level, and she has several Facebook dramas a week.

Thankyou4calling

10,628 posts

175 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Unfortunately, within three months she will be on a reality show and making good money.

Dog Star

16,172 posts

170 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
Here he is, right on cue.

Fill your boots mate.
It's not my fault! It's my hormones. I can probably get benefits for out of control hormones.

Council.

The Don of Croy

6,011 posts

161 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Faust66 said:
Bluehawk said:
Just stumbled upon this:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-1-4-WIKID-SI...


Surely this is a joke?
Definitely Council.
Don't be a loozr - BUY DIS CROOZR
Who bid the £0.50?

Answer - they all did...

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Women of a certain age... BIG breasts, tight t-shirts and no bra. Men of a certain age, tracksuits that needed to be binned back when Tony Blair climbed his throne.

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Piersman2 said:
oakdale said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe
Chazabelle Royale rofl
The 'reporter' must have been pissing themselves writing that and deserves a Viz award for services to journalism. Every line is a gem! laugh
It's a great story for this thread, but in reality I guess she is desperately lonely and insecure.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

169 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Chrysler Voyagers

kowalski655

14,695 posts

145 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Women of a certain age... BIG breasts, tight t-shirts and no bra. Men of a certain age, tracksuits that needed to be binned back when Tony Blair climbed his throne.
Im struggling to see the problem there,unless " of a certain age" means 60+eek

Neil H

15,323 posts

253 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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WD39 said:
Piersman2 said:
oakdale said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe
Chazabelle Royale rofl
The 'reporter' must have been pissing themselves writing that and deserves a Viz award for services to journalism. Every line is a gem! laugh
It's a great story for this thread, but in reality I guess she is desperately lonely and insecure.
...lonely, insecure, obese, deluded, thick as two short planks...

Martin350

3,782 posts

197 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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This evening I helped a mate return a car to it's owner, which left me for a few minutes sitting in my car in a car park in Northfleet, Kent.

As I looked around, I noticed quite a bit of councility around me.

Sorry, my ancient phone has got a rubbish camera, and I saved some zoomed in versions but my pc won't download them and I'm too drunk now to work out why, but let me go through the photo for you.



So, as I sat in my car and looked to my right, the first thing that caught my eye (in the photo to the left of the closest building and just over half way up) was a stone memorial thingy, maybe from a World War, or something terrible like that.

There were four over-weight, loud talking, swaggering, you know the sorts, sitting on it, smoking fags and drinking.
Classy, very respectful! rolleyes

Then I noticed the white door on the near by building, with rubbish graffiti on it. Hmm, that's council.

Then, if you can see the big slabs lining the car park perimeter, I watched a magpie picking stuff up and hop down one of the slabs.
It then dawned on me, when I looked at ones closer to me, what the slabs were.
This small car park was lined with headstones of the deceased, presumably not in their original position, acting as a car park barrier!

I mean no disrespect to those dearly departed, but the concept of moving headstones to outline a car park, in my opinion, is very council indeed!



Oakey

27,613 posts

218 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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they're just slabs of concrete aren't they?

Martin350

3,782 posts

197 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Nope, they were definitely head stones!

nicanary

9,831 posts

148 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Martin350 said:
Nope, they were definitely head stones!
I can't believe that the local council would do such a thing. Even if the headstones were ancient and indecipherable surely it would be more fitting to dispose of them somewhere. I reckon some local scumbags have put them there to assist them in climbing up the bank, or even getting their cars up there. "Council" have a habit of taking shortcuts whenever possible.

Sump

5,484 posts

169 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Renting a suit.
Throwing hats in the air when graduating.

Impasse

15,099 posts

243 months

Saturday 28th May 2016
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Sump said:
Throwing hats in the air when graduating.
University of East Anglia, not council.

gus607

924 posts

138 months

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