Tell a sad story using 3 words

[Gecko1978]

My dog died

[geeks]

A friend died

[dundarach]

both parents dead

[RVVUNM]

Don't panic buy.

[V8covin]

Man Utd lost
.
.
Don't think I'm doing this right

[55palfers]

Boris looks tired.

[Daveb257]

Top Gear - poor

[rugbyleague]

Air ambulance landed

[HustleRussell]

Unemployed from Friday

[devnull]

No bog roll

[Jonmx]

Wife, meet Girlfriend.

[r159]

Colleague
Just
Died

[MXRod]

Diagnosed
Heart
Mumur

[Captain Smerc]

war
with
China

[troc]

Infected
Shrivelled
Amputated

[Tyre Smoke]

Bit extreme, no? ^^^^^^

[blueg33]

Boris shagged Priti

[rowley birkin]

Aubergine
Potato
Turnip

[The Hypno-Toad]

blueg33 said:

Boris shagged Priti

'course he did

[Laurel Green]

Lumps in pants.