Geek Jokes

[shed driver]

Someday, all eye tests will be like this...


SD

[Chapppers]

If it said "if you can read this you deffo haz t3h hax" at the bottom it would be fantasic.

8/10 good effort, must try harder.

[Nom de ploom]

/Con Air mode on

It's amazing what you white trash know


/mode off

[PaulHogan]

[anonymous-user]

I bloody hate that song

[aclivity]

if we are including nerdy flowcharts:

[anonymous-user]

[JonRB]

[spandexx]

[RedLeicester]

I think this may have slipped somewhat beyond geek jokes...

[MartG]

A couple of fault codes used when I was in network support

HRC = High Resistance Contact = cable fallen out
VHRC = Very High Resistance Contact = cable missing

[Pigeon]

From a different and more mechanical field...

Welsh Veg = Leaking
SLAB = Smoking Like A Beagle

[GeraldSmith]

Have we had the tech support ones:

Code 18 - the problem is 18 inches in front of the screen

or

ID-ten-T or ID10T - user problem

[clonmult]

GeraldSmith said:

Have we had the tech support ones:

Code 18 - the problem is 18 inches in front of the screen

or

ID-ten-T or ID10T - user problem

I'm going to try and use these - very applicable to about half of the problems I deal with on a daily basis.

[Sushi]

clonmult said:

GeraldSmith said:

Have we had the tech support ones:

Code 18 - the problem is 18 inches in front of the screen

or

ID-ten-T or ID10T - user problem

I'm going to try and use these - very applicable to about half of the problems I deal with on a daily basis.

Pebkac - Problem exists between keyboard and chair

[clonmult]

Sushi said:

clonmult said:

GeraldSmith said:

Have we had the tech support ones:

Code 18 - the problem is 18 inches in front of the screen

or

ID-ten-T or ID10T - user problem

I'm going to try and use these - very applicable to about half of the problems I deal with on a daily basis.

Pebkac - Problem exists between keyboard and chair

Used that one way too often, Code 18 and ID-ten-T are going to be brought into circulation now.

[Kateg28]

Sushi said:

clonmult said:

GeraldSmith said:

Have we had the tech support ones:

Code 18 - the problem is 18 inches in front of the screen

or

ID-ten-T or ID10T - user problem

I'm going to try and use these - very applicable to about half of the problems I deal with on a daily basis.

Pebkac - Problem exists between keyboard and chair

I thought it was PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

[GeraldSmith]

A few years ago after a new software release our support stats showed a sharp increase in the number of calls categorised as UI errors. UI errors were meant to be user interface problems, spelling mistakes, fields overlapping, that sort of thing. It turned out that someone in support had told a new recruit that UI meant ‘User Idiocy’ and she had been happily classifying all sorts of things as UI.

[Bullett]

I used CKII/CK2I - Chair Keyboard Interface Issue.

[ZesPak]

CKII - Chair Keyboard Interface Issue
Code 18 - the problem is 18 inches in front of the screen
ID-ten-T or ID10T - user problem
Pebkac - Problem exists between keyboard and chair
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

I only knew PICNIC, but I like the Code 18 one as well :hehe