Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Milkyway]

motco said:

Milkyway said:

Silcone Inside!

At least her flat mate is genuine...

Susan is stuffed if ‘No inflatables are allowed’...

[Turtle Shed]

Milkyway said:

Every year Susan goes on holiday with her flat mate, who ironically has massive tits.

[Fermit]

[juice]

[Milkyway]

[Sticks.]

A few years ago I was sitting at the seafront when two teenage youths walked by with no shirts on. It was a v hot day. One was very much a bossy gobste and giving the other some grief. At the time a fad was to make a design in the sunscreen (apparently) and the gobby one was saying 'you'd better have done a good fking smiley, or you're in fking trouble, blah blah, swear swear'. As they passed I saw that in fact he'd made the shape of a cock and balls the full length of his back.

[ruggedscotty]

[ruggedscotty]

[Milkyway]

ruggedscotty said:

That would be classed as a wet dream.

[Fermit]

[Milkyway]

Lewis Hamilton’s grid spot.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 19th June 08:42

[Tyre Smoke]

I'm failing to see anything remotely funny.

[smn159]

Tyre Smoke said:

I'm failing to see anything remotely funny.

I'm not sure that's on his list of requirements before posting TBH

[Pitre]

Milkyway said:

Lewis Hamilton’s grid spot.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 19th June 08:42

• Slaps forehead* FFS.

[DodgyGeezer]

Fermit said:

brilliant

[V8mate]

ruggedscotty said:

And don't forget the rail strike!

[Baron Greenback]

[eggchaser1987]

This parked next to me in tje car park while shopping.


I was told under no circumstances write in the mud

'Someone keeps banging my back doors in'

[N-ry VIII]

wong said:

Cold said:

What's a CD, granddad? Tell us some more about the olden days.

You know that 'save' icon on your computer. Its a floppy disc. How many young uns' have never seen a floppy disc.

[andym1603]