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StevieBee

13,020 posts

257 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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MartG said:
Police are looking for a man who is refusing to update his pdf reader. He is described as mid-thirties, single and has no fixed adobe.
News just in...they've arrested him. Turns out he was a PDF file.

ChemicalChaos

10,420 posts

162 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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MartG said:
"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit

ClockworkCupcake

74,974 posts

274 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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GrumpyTwig said:
I think they're asian elephants in case anyone wondered, I'm not sure if they're easier to compress into a tank but africans weigh a bit more on average than the weights given.
What if you string a coconut between two of them?

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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ChemicalChaos said:
MartG said:
"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit
Stop with these bit jokes. wink

ajprice

27,874 posts

198 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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Morningside said:
ChemicalChaos said:
MartG said:
"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit
Stop with these bit jokes. wink
If I've told you once, I've told you 1,024 times!

LivingTheDream

1,758 posts

181 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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ajprice said:
Morningside said:
ChemicalChaos said:
MartG said:
"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit
Stop with these bit jokes. wink
If I've told you once, I've told you 1,024 times!
ajprice said:
Morningside said:
ChemicalChaos said:
MartG said:
"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit
Stop with these bit jokes. wink
If I've told you once, I've told you 1,024 times!
Need to take 2 bytes at that, did you?

ajprice

27,874 posts

198 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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LivingTheDream said:
Need to take 2 bytes at that, did you?
Phone oddness/sausage fingers with buttons.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,719 posts

152 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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I was in a band called 1023mb. We even came close to getting a gig.

driverrob

4,708 posts

205 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
I was in a band called 1023Mb. We even came close to getting a gig.
FTFY

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

246 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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ChemicalChaos said:
MartG said:
"pieces of 7! pieces of 7!" - parroty bit
I was going to spend some time working out a rejoinder involving Hamming codes, but then I realised that few would understand, and none would care.

PoleDriver

28,677 posts

196 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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Einion Yrth said:
I was going to spend some time working out a rejoinder involving Hamming codes, but then I realised that few would understand, and none would care.
And someone would have felt it necessary to correct you!

catfood12

1,434 posts

144 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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Boom. Page 2^8 at last.

Blue Max

3 posts

96 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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An lawyer, an accountant and a mathematician went on a bus tour of the Highlands. Somewhere north of Glenshee and enjoying the scenery, they noticed a black sheep in a field.

"Look", said the lawyer. "Scottish sheep are black".
"You are mistaken", said the accountant. "You meant to say that some Scottish sheep are black".
"You are both mistaken" said the mathematician, shaking his head sadly. "You see, there exists in Scotland at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black".

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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MartG

20,757 posts

206 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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When an archaeologist shovels snow off his driveway..


MartG

20,757 posts

206 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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McAndy

12,681 posts

179 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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hehe Is that a new MacBook?

MartG

20,757 posts

206 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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Evangelion

7,793 posts

180 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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Very good, but the T in the middle should be as big as the S.

PoleDriver

28,677 posts

196 months

Sunday 19th February 2017
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